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Drirlake
10-21-2006, 03:34 PM
So there I was, in the delivery room, I held my brother and I felt a sense of pride well up inside me. My mother was smiling, I could tell she was really attached with him. Before long I noticed the doctor walk into the room. He had a grim look on his face and began showing me his notepad. My brother had been diagnosed with a form of cancer. My mom and I were in horror to find this out. I stood there in silence and then began to cry, as did she. They had to keep the child overnight to run more tests, so as I walked outside I whistled for a cab and when it came near the Licensplate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air I pulled up to a house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby "yo, home smell you later"Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

Wulfang
10-21-2006, 03:41 PM
You're a really deeply disturbed person...

Drirlake
10-21-2006, 03:43 PM
You're a really deeply disturbed person...


Sorry,i was bored to death and i had to do something :rolleyes:

Wulfang
10-21-2006, 03:47 PM
i don't think babies being born with permanent and deadly illnesses is something to joke about.

Drirlake
10-21-2006, 05:49 PM
i don't think babies being born with permanent and deadly illnesses is something to joke about.

I do find making jokes about babies born with permanent and deadly illnesses funny,Should i feel bad about myself?

Timolas
10-21-2006, 05:56 PM
,Should i feel bad about myself?
Only if you are a Scourge fanatic.

Drirlake
10-21-2006, 06:03 PM
Only if you are a Scourge fanatic.

I am not,thank god!

Rebirth
10-21-2006, 07:09 PM
So there I was, in the delivery room, I held my brother and I felt a sense of pride well up inside me. My mother was smiling, I could tell she was really attached with him. Before long I noticed the doctor walk into the room. He had a grim look on his face and began showing me his notepad. My brother had been diagnosed with a form of cancer. My mom and I were in horror to find this out. I stood there in silence and then began to cry, as did she. They had to keep the child overnight to run more tests, so as I walked outside I whistled for a cab and when it came near the Licensplate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air I pulled up to a house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby "yo, home smell you later"Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

If you wanted to look like a horrible person who does not deserve an ounce of respect, you got it.

Kenzuki
10-21-2006, 08:20 PM
Lord Arthas called, he said you're a jackass.

GodofUtopia
10-21-2006, 08:29 PM
LOL hahahahaha

Kerrah
10-22-2006, 01:22 AM
LOL hahahahaha
Don't say you actually laughed at that. (or was it to Kenzuki?)

Creative
10-22-2006, 04:08 AM
The only thing GodofUtopia says is "Lol hahaha". We should get used to it.

And Drir, that one wasnt even close to funny.

Drirlake
10-22-2006, 05:27 AM
Lol,whats wrong with you guys,can't you handle a simple INNOCENT joke?Geez if you don't like it then just remain in silance,i didn't insult anyone so you don't have to go all frenzy on me.

Wulfang
10-22-2006, 06:04 AM
I do find making jokes about babies born with permanent and deadly illnesses funny,Should i feel bad about myself?
In one word: yes. My older brother has epilepsy since he was born. He has had some serious seizures over his life that have put is life in danger. Do you think that's funny?!

Drirlake
10-22-2006, 06:08 AM
In one word: yes. My older brother has epilepsy since he was born. He has had some serious seizures over his life that have put is life in danger. Do you think that's funny?!

Sorry man,i didn't know about your brother,i just wanted to make A humor attempt nothing more nothing less.

Kerrah
10-22-2006, 10:52 AM
Political Correctness in reasonable amounts = FTW.

Political Correctness in unreasonable amounts = USA

GodofUtopia
10-22-2006, 11:03 AM
Don't say you actually laughed at that. (or was it to Kenzuki?)

that was to Kenzuki's comment

GodofUtopia
10-22-2006, 11:04 AM
The only thing GodofUtopia says is "Lol hahaha". We should get used to it.

And Drir, that one wasnt even close to funny.


ehhh no...

Kerrah
10-22-2006, 11:04 AM
that was to Kenzuki's comment
/sigh

I almost thought somebody understood Drirs "humor"

Creative
10-22-2006, 11:22 AM
ehhh no...

Okay.

You sometimes say

"100% agree" aswell.

But thats it.

Kakwakas
10-22-2006, 11:30 AM
So there I was, in the delivery room, I held my brother and I felt a sense of pride well up inside me. My mother was smiling, I could tell she was really attached with him. Before long I noticed the doctor walk into the room. He had a grim look on his face and began showing me his notepad. My brother had been diagnosed with a form of cancer. My mom and I were in horror to find this out. I stood there in silence and then began to cry, as did she. They had to keep the child overnight to run more tests, so as I walked outside I whistled for a cab and when it came near the Licensplate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air I pulled up to a house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby "yo, home smell you later"Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

so i herd u liek mudkips

Creative
10-22-2006, 11:49 AM
so i herd u liek mudkips

The pokemon?

Drirlake
10-22-2006, 01:06 PM
so i herd u liek mudkips


i dn't kow wat u aer taking abuot?

Rebirth
10-22-2006, 01:38 PM
Lol,whats wrong with you guys,can't you handle a simple INNOCENT joke?Geez if you don't like it then just remain in silance,i didn't insult anyone so you don't have to go all frenzy on me.

That's not a simple and innocent joke. Your post is a sad, pitiful, extremely immature, and even sadisitic excuse for an "attempt" at humor. And its not because I'm too old to understand it, its just bad humor. Actually I wouldn't even call your post humor. I'm 19 and in college, needless to say I find pantsing people in public on occasion funny. I like screwing with drunk people, I even find it funny when people screw with my when I'm drunk. But I found nothing about your post funny, and for you to even call it humor is an affront.

If you have any other inklings at telling jokes or making a funny thread, please don't do it. Or if you do, go somewhere else.

keithjr
10-22-2006, 01:40 PM
being an admin with my 2nd child on the way in less than 1 month (11/15 est), im just closing this.