Matrix + WoW = ????

[Kerrah]

Don't ask me where i got the idea from.....

The Interrogation:

Timolas E. Ericson sat on his chair in the interrogation room. Even though he had told the men who had brought him there otherwise, he knew exactly why he was there for. This far nobody had tried to actually interrogate him, but he knew it was only a matter of time before somebody would come in, wanting him to confess. Perhaps they would call a member of the <Azerothian Inquisition>, who were legendary for their interrogation techniques.

Then, three male human paladins in blue-and-black robes stepped in. Two of them seemed to be there just for the looks, and just stood on either side of the door, but one sat on the opposite side of the table to him.

"Mr. Ericson, I am <GM>Smite, and these are <GM>Kash and <GM>Farnog." Said the sitting one. Kash and Farnog nodded when their names were mentioned. Smite continued: "It seems, Mr. Ericson, that you have been living two lives. In one life, you are Timolas E. Ericson, a respectable Rogue whose guild is about to down Nefarian within two weeks. You are a Swordsmith and collect mounts of diffrent races."

"While, as we have found out, during the days, when nobody is awake, you are Timmy, a dangerous seeker of information. You have contacted several people we would deem as 'hackers' to find information that may be harmful to yourself and those around you. From what we havg found out, you have also used a speedhack when you were late from a meeting with one of these people."

He was right, Timmy thought, ever since he had heard the question, he had tried to find an answer to it. Ever since a guild member had asked "What is the WoW?", he had tried to find a person who could give him a satisfying answer.

Smite continued: "I am also informed, that you have been contacted by a certain person. He calls himself Orcheus and leads a guild called <The Crew of The Hebuchanezzar>, he has broken every anti-hack rule there is and is commonly known as a ganker, ninja, loot-whore and Leeroy."

Again, this GM was completely right. Timmy had gotten mails from the most famous Hacker in all of Azeroth. The Mails were usually completely useless, containing phrases like: "The WoW has you." or "Follow the white Voidwalker."

The GM continued: "My colleques think I am wasting my time, but I believe we can come to an agreement here. If you help us find Orcheus, we are willing to delete this file..." He pointed at the file containing everything they knew about 'Timmy'. "And you can start again in another Raiding Guild, as a free man."

Timmy spoke for the first time: "I have a suggestion. Why don't you shut the hell up and let me write a letter to my lawyer." "Mr. Ericson," Said the GM. "You disappoint me. And besides, what good is a letter if you can not write."

Timmy watched at the smiling face of the GM. He then turned his eyes down to the fingers of his right hand, which were molding together. He stood up and screamed, suddenly the GMs were all over him. "You are going to help us, it doesn't matter whether you want to or not." Said Smite, starting to cast a spell.

Suddenly Timmy noticed a debuff on himself:

Parasite
GMs know the location of the Target.
Unremovable.

Then he lost consiousness.

To be continued....

Edit: Fixed some really stupid name errors and put the story inside a Quote Box.

Double Edit: Oprheus -> Orcheus

[Kenzuki]

Make sure you do the part where Illidan uses the Matrix and get's pwnd by Arthas, k?

[Doomsday]

That was a pretty good read. I would enjoy another installment

[Timolas]

XD Baha, I'm the main character. Or at least in my mind.

You write well Kerrah, especially considering we used to consider you the bad 'foreigner who isn't as familiar with English as the rest of us 'a long while back.

I liked it all so far. Include the bit where Illidan wtfpwns Arthas Matrix style kay? No hold that - even better, Timmy rules the world. Mhm.

[Kerrah]

even better, Timmy rules the world. Mhm.
You ain't gonna get anything after the ending credits, you'll turn into a Smite and pop into non-existance.

(The Previous Sentence Contained Spoilers)

Also, my english hasn't improved that much, it's more that I am focusing on what I write nowdays.

edit: Ahem, second part:
Waking Up:

Timmy woke up at Stormwind inn. He was quite sure he had met three GMs who had cast some kind of a spell on him earlier, but all details had been lost. Suddenly there was a knock on the door. Timmy opened it and saw the innkeeper, looking disturbed and saying: "You've got mail."

Timmy took the letter and paid the innkeeper a silver coin for her troubles. The Letter read: "I know you are being followed so I will get straight to the point, if you want an answer to your question, go to the Deeprun Tram." Timmy left the inn and headed to the Dwarven District.

At the Dwarven District, three people suddenly appeared from inside a normally empty building, walking towards the trams. One of them, mysteriously, had a White Voidwalker tattooed on her shoulder. Timmy followed them to the entrance of the tunnel.

The strangers dragged Timmy to a Tram, pointed a gun at his head and took out a weird looking device. "Whats that for?" asked Timmy, looking at the weapon. "Our protection." Said the stranger, who was pointing a Dwarven Hand Cannon at Timmy's head at the same time. "What about that?" asked Timmy, looking at the device. The Device was, as Timmy found out, used to remove "unremovable debuffs" from targets. The debuff was, in this case, a weird parasite that was, accourding to the people he was travelling with, used to spy him.

The Tram arrived at Ironforge and the crew started moving towards the Hall of Explorers. They were looking all around themselves and avoiding being seen by Guards. Timmy wondered for a moment when since had mages and warlocks been able to Stealth, but decided to not focus in it.

The House they arrived at seemed utterly abandoned. Timmy couldn't believe there was somebody inside it. However, the top floor was very well decorated and had an Orc Male inside. "Good day, Timmy. I am Orcheus." The Orc said in clear Common. "Be not alarmed by my lingual skills, for I know you too have communicated with a member of the opposing faction."

"I am sorry to hurry this meeting of ours, but the GMs may already know where we are, you have a choise." Said the Orc, taking two potions out of his Bottomless Bag. "Take the Blue Potion, and you will wake in Stormwind Inn again and you can believe what you want." He said offering a Mana Potion. "Take the Red Potion, and I will show you the truth behind The WoW, but beware, after that there is no turning back." He said, offering a health potion.

Timmy took the health potion without even considering the other option, knowing that the GMs would propably boil him alive if they found him after this.

"You have made the right choise, now come here." said Orcheus. Timmy was taken to a room with a gigantic machine, the entire <Crew of the Hebuchanezzar> was there, all wearing Black Leather armors for some reason. "You have already met Primity. The rest of the crew will die before the sequel so you don't have to learn their names." The Orc introduced the Leather-glad crew, Primity was the one who had used the Debuff-removing machine.

"Now this may sting a little." Said the man who operated the giant machine. Suddenly a giant pain almost killed Timmy, he felt as if something was pulling his mind out of his body. Then he woke up.

Timmy was inside a pod. There were tubes leading to his body all around him and outside the pod there were millions of pods like that. A giant machine, with a blue text saying: "BLIZZARD ENTERTAINMENT" flew next to Timmy and released the tubes leading to him, then suddenly the bottom of the pod opened and Timmy flew down a pipe into a large body of water.

Just when Timmy was drowning, he felt a giant metal hand take his body and lift it up to a heavenly light.

also, the name is Wowtrix (pretty creative, eh?)

[Timolas]

Nice placement of spoiler warnings. XD

Keep it coming grandma. Me like.
Just a shame I only saw one Matrix movie and forgot it, because I can only distinctly make the connections. Got the potion bit though. :D

Teh liek.

[Kerrah]

Just a shame I only saw one Matrix movie and forgot it, because I can only distinctly make the connections. Got the potion bit though. :D
OMG! Go rent the sequels this very moment, they have 98465845876 times better fight scenes, and you don't even have to use your brain since the plot is just thrown out the window.

[Sp00ky]

Kerrah got some serius connection problems today (cant connect to SoLs server) So he asked me to post this for him :)

Enjoy ^^


Wowtrix, Chapter three,
Leap of Faith and the Red Dressed Elf:

"How are you feeling, Timmy?" asked a voice that didn't remind Timmy of anybody he had heard earlier. "Fine I quess." He said without opening his eyes. He continued, asking: "Where am I?"

"This is my ship, the Hebuchanezzar." said the voice. Timmy thought for half a minute and said: "Hebuchanezzar... Your Ship. You are Orcheus." The answer was simple: "Yes and no."

"Can you just please explain this all?" Timmy asked. There was a silence for a moment, after which Orcheus answered: "Very well, but you need to see it all in order to fully understand. Just relax, I'll meet you there in a moment."

"Meet me whe-" said Timmy just before a feeling as if a spear was being jammed into his head trough his neck incapitated him. Then he realised he was standing in the middle of a giant white mass in his normal gear.

Orcheus the Orc appeared next to him and said, in his normal, Orcish, voice: "This is the Playground, we use it for training and having fun. Wait a moment, I'll explain to you in a moment."

"You see, you have been living in a giant virtual reality, ruled by a sinister AI only known as Blizzard, who wants to put people in a state of eternal dream in order to suck diffrent kinds of powers from their bodies in the real life during this. Once upon a time there was a great man only known as Medivh who was able to bend The WoW, that virtual reality, with the power of his mind. He freed 23 of us and now we live in the real world, hacking to The WoW to fight the programs that keep peace in there and freeing more minds from the opression of Blizzard. With our 1337 hacks we are able to bend the rules that make The WoW run and do things like this..."

Suddenly the white mass they had been standing in turned into a scenery of two "needles" in the Thousand Needles, they were standing on one, Orcheus ran and jumped on the other one. The Needles were at least twenty yards away from each other. "Try it, you can if you free your mind and realise that you are not in the real world." He yelled to Timmy.

Timmy nodded and ran to the edge, then he used his Parachute Cloak to jump down and escape this madman. When he landed, Orcheus was waiting for him, however. "I find it strange that 90% of people we free do that when we try to make them test their limits. Now, dodge this."

Suddenly the Orc was attacking Timmy, for some reason, both his left and right hand attacked with .50 attack speed and caused at least +50% increased damage to the amount his weapons should have. Timmy lost the duel in less than a moment.

"Why did you lose?" Asked Orcheus. Timmy draw a deep breath and said: "You are too fast." The Orc just smiled and said: "Do you think my fastness has anything to do with my items, my level or my skills? Do you think that's Bandage you're putting on yourself?"

Timmy just quit bandaging himself and asked: "If you are that powerful, why are you hiding outside The WoW and avoiding GMs?" The Orcs smile faded faster than a priest who has gained aggro and he said: "I'll show you."

The Scenery changed again, now they were in the busy Stormwind Market Square. "What do you see here? Blacksmiths? Leatherworkers? Raiders? PvPers? Gold Farmers? They are all minds who are still attached to The WoW and are so used to it that they will do their best to protect it if they must...."

A Night Elf wearing a red robe had just passed, Timmy turned to watch her walk. "Are you listening to me, Timmy, or are you looking at the Night Elf in the Red Dress?" Asked Orcheus. Timmy looked back to him and said: "No I wasn't."

"Look again." the Orc said. Timmy turned and saw a Might of Menethil gliding trough the air on a collission course with his head. "Freeze it" said an Orc Voice behind him and everything around them freezed. The hammer had been thrown by a GM who had suddenly appeared in the place of the Night Elf.

"The GMs are not like other characters, they are invulnerable, so to speak. They aren't even characters, they are a State which falls upon a character, they become GMs until the GM that has possessed them decides to leave the character. If you kill a Character who is under the control of a GM, the GM itself will just take another Character under its control."

"This isn't The WoW?" Asked Timmy. The Answer was simple. "No, this is just another program, used to tell you that if you are not one of us, you are one of them. Also, if you want, there is a program where you get to spend some good time with the Night Elf."

[Ghaztha]

although you are more or less just copying the matrix story (ye dont say) i think yer doing it well, keep it up!

[Kerrah]

Unfortunately I have to put this on hold for some time, since Harnec and mystery project X are pressing too hard on me.

[Drirlake]

Lol that was awesome Kerrah, i enjoyed a good laugh XD.