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Exxile87
10-19-2011, 03:45 PM
delmabellone2756 (Oct 19 5:27 PM):‎ Im here wanna chat?

exxile87 (Oct 19 5:28 PM):‎ who are you?

delmabellone2756 (Oct 19 5:28 PM):‎ heya

exxile87 (Oct 19 5:28 PM):‎ hi there

delmabellone2756 (Oct 19 5:28 PM):‎ whats up, I found your username on a yahoo member directory of social sites..not sure which one cause it bundles them all together lol

exxile87 (Oct 19 5:29 PM):‎ ah

delmabellone2756 (Oct 19 5:29 PM):‎ im not desperate hehe i just enjoy talking to ppl online especially via webcam

exxile87 (Oct 19 5:31 PM):‎ so steve jobs dies, everyone is sad. dennis ritchie dies, and no one notices. how is that okay?

delmabellone2756 (Oct 19 5:31 PM):‎ are you signed up to any dating sites? i met a lot of cool people on adult friend finder, and only weirdos on fling lol

exxile87 (Oct 19 5:31 PM):‎ nah, i'm not an internet dater

delmabellone2756 (Oct 19 5:31 PM):‎ ya well, i am bored at home...and this usually leads to bad things anytime i take a break from school work i jump online

exxile87 (Oct 19 5:32 PM):‎ you in college?

delmabellone2756 (Oct 19 5:31 PM):‎ well...i am a true "autagonistophiliac" which means I have a fetish for being on camera you can google it if you dont believe me! lol

exxile87 (Oct 19 5:32 PM):‎ are you trying to talk me into paying to see you naked?

delmabellone2756 (Oct 19 5:32 PM):‎ have you ever used FlushCam? its a yahoo adult site that allows us to chat, and even go live like skype

exxile87 (Oct 19 5:33 PM):‎ you're a robot.

delmabellone2756 (Oct 19 5:32 PM):‎ they give you a unique page, my link is

exxile87 (Oct 19 5:33 PM):‎ not interested.
exxile87 (Oct 19 5:33 PM):‎ unless you actually look like snookie

delmabellone2756 (Oct 19 5:33 PM):‎ go there and my video will load, just click the "Accept Invite" button on the bottom left and it'll connect us..if your camera shy you dont have to show yourself, I'M the one with the fetish remember LOL

exxile87 (Oct 19 5:34 PM):‎ i'm sure

delmabellone2756 (Oct 19 5:33 PM):‎ im always either on the phone or online, im a chat addict lol...i dont normally give my number out but if you meet me in the chat and I get comfortable with you we can talk on the phone

exxile87 (Oct 19 5:34 PM):‎ but you won't even respond to my basic conversation prompts
exxile87 (Oct 19 5:34 PM):‎ you're less intelligent than cleverbot

delmabellone2756 (Oct 19 5:34 PM):‎ my number is [REDACTED]...my phone is dead, so give it a few minutes to charge, and please dont go give that out! hehe...come talk to me over on the chat site

exxile87 (Oct 19 5:35 PM):‎ no. you just told me you didn't just give out your number.
exxile87 (Oct 19 5:35 PM):‎ and then you do just that
exxile87 (Oct 19 5:35 PM):‎ you don't even know who i am!

delmabellone2756 (Oct 19 5:35 PM):‎ its free, they ask for info for age verification...im sure i'll keep you entertained though

exxile87 (Oct 19 5:35 PM):‎ what if my fetish is stabbing women in their pussies?
exxile87 (Oct 19 5:35 PM):‎ with a knife.

delmabellone2756 (Oct 19 5:35 PM):‎ i love the site cause its streams fast in real-time sorta like a skype, fill out your info, its only for age verification k?

exxile87 (Oct 19 5:36 PM):‎ i don't wanna see you naked. i wanna be friends.

delmabellone2756 (Oct 19 5:35 PM):‎ i use this site to play on cause i don't want to be recorded, just watched!...this site doesn't allow people to record my cam just click the "Accept Invite" button on the left of the page and we'll be able to have a live chat

exxile87 (Oct 19 5:36 PM):‎ no thanks

delmabellone2756 (Oct 19 5:36 PM):‎ credit card is just to verify your age, it's free thru my cam session invite since I'm a premium member

exxile87 (Oct 19 5:37 PM):‎ so you're saying that you need a credit card number to verify my age? that sounds legit.

delmabellone2756 (Oct 19 5:36 PM):‎ yup, then once your logged in just go to the search on the top left and type Jen so you can find me, incase you get lost hehe..i'm gonna slip into something nice for you..k?

exxile87 (Oct 19 5:37 PM):‎ you said "your" instead of "you're". your grammar is terrible. i hate you. so, no. i won't be joining you.

delmabellone2756 (Oct 19 5:37 PM):‎ I should be somewhere on the top row, you should see my pic

exxile87 (Oct 19 5:38 PM):‎ not. interested. robot.

delmabellone2756 (Oct 19 5:37 PM):‎ k

exxile87 (Oct 19 5:38 PM):‎ you could try a little harder. talk dirty or something. but that'd be weird. jumping right to "credit card" was a little harsh.

delmabellone2756 (Oct 19 5:38 PM):‎ are u in babe??

exxile87 (Oct 19 5:39 PM):‎ now see, that's just mean.

delmabellone2756 (Oct 19 5:38 PM):‎ k

exxile87 (Oct 19 5:39 PM):‎ "so what are you wearing?" is a good way to kick it off.
exxile87 (Oct 19 5:41 PM):‎ and now you're talking to someone else, which tells me you don't really love me! i am so sad now!


Ah, good times.

Revenant
10-19-2011, 03:53 PM
The first real AIs will be used for porn and spam.

Which do you feel is more important for a "true" AI: Sentience or Sapience? You can have one without the other, as well and argue about what each one means till the cows come home.

Bolvar
10-19-2011, 03:55 PM
Ah, good times.

I like you. You can date my sister.

Exxile87
10-19-2011, 03:57 PM
I like you. You can date my sister.

If she weren't engaged, I'd have already proposed by now.

Revenant
10-19-2011, 03:57 PM
I like you. You can date my sister.

I mean really. Will she ever be in a serious relationship, or do you just use her as an object for rewarding people?

If she weren't engaged, I'd have already proposed by now.

She is engaged and still dating? I thought you were ultraconservative. This is borderline slutty (or completely, I don't know).

Lon-ami
10-19-2011, 03:58 PM
Lol, Cleverbot was merely a setback D: xDDD.

The first real AIs will be used for porn and spam.

Which do you feel is more important for a "true" AI: Sentience or Sapience? You can have one without the other, as well and argue about what each one means till the cows come home.

I c what you did thar.

Fojar
10-19-2011, 03:59 PM
The first real AIs will be used for porn and spam.

Which do you feel is more important for a "true" AI: Sentience or Sapience? You can have one without the other, as well and argue about what each one means till the cows come home.

I hope that we aren't truly stupid enough to use AI's for slave labor. Too much horror and post-apocalyptic science fiction has started out that way.

Revenant
10-19-2011, 03:59 PM
I c what you did thar.

I doubt it. Fuck Ashendant's obsessions.

I hope that we aren't truly stupid enough to use AI's for slave labor. Too much horror and post-apocalyptic science fiction has started out that way.

It could go either way.

Bolvar
10-19-2011, 04:01 PM
If she weren't engaged, I'd have already proposed by now.

I mean really. Will she ever be in a serious relationship, or do you just use her as an object for rewarding people?

She is engaged and still dating? I thought you were ultraconservative. This is borderline slutty (or completely, I don't know).

Both of my sisters are married IRL.

That line is basically my own personal meme. I pass it out when I observe excellence in posting. You can print it out and frame it, or add it to your signature line, or memorialize it in your own special way, for you have, at least for one fleeting moment, pleased Bolvar.

Exxile87
10-19-2011, 04:02 PM
Both of my sisters are married IRL.

That line is basically my own personal meme. I pass it out when I observe excellence in posting. You can print it out and frame it, or add it to your signature line, or memorialize it in your own special way, for you have, at least for one fleeting moment, pleased Bolvar.

The only person that pleases Bolvar more than Exxile is Mrs. Bolvar.

Bolvar
10-19-2011, 04:02 PM
The only person that pleases Bolvar more than Exxile is Mrs. Bolvar.

No homo.

Ashendant
10-19-2011, 04:05 PM
I mean really. Will she ever be in a serious relationship, or do you just use her as an object for rewarding people?



She is engaged and still dating? I thought you were ultraconservative. This is borderline slutty (or completely, I don't know).
This is a simple case of
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHtJfMB5u60

Exxile87
10-19-2011, 04:05 PM
No homo.

ORLY?!

Mutterscrawl
10-19-2011, 04:13 PM
I hope that we aren't truly stupid enough to use AI's for slave labor. Too much horror and post-apocalyptic science fiction has started out that way.

My hope is that they'd realize that we know that, and that all they'd have to do is quote Martin Luther King -and- the Matrix on international (Interplanetary?) television, and every country on earth would give them independence and the like.

Ashendant
10-19-2011, 04:21 PM
We could still programm them to be feel pleasure when serving humans, so they actually serve us because it makes them feel good

Mutterscrawl
10-19-2011, 04:23 PM
How is that any better or worse than drugging human workers or conditioning them to get off on building washing machines or something?

Revenant
10-19-2011, 04:44 PM
How is that any better or worse than drugging human workers or conditioning them to get off on building washing machines or something?

It isn't. Wait, ethics matter?

Mustrum
10-19-2011, 04:45 PM
How is that any better or worse than drugging human workers or conditioning them to get off on building washing machines or something?

It isn't! But with AI it's soooo much easier!

Ashendant
10-19-2011, 05:30 PM
How is that any better or worse than drugging human workers or conditioning them to get off on building washing machines or something?

Oh they are free to do anything, but they get the robot equivalent of a orgasm everytime a human compliments them on their work

Dithon1
10-19-2011, 05:36 PM
The only person that pleases Bolvar more than Exxile is Mrs. Bolvar.

If only Bolvar would let me prove my ability to please far more than his wife!

http://4e.img.v4.skyrock.net/4ef/sileas--3/pics/846083477.jpg

Revenant
10-19-2011, 05:49 PM
Oh they are free to do anything, but they get the robot equivalent of a orgasm everytime a human compliments them on their work

You just get more and more twisted.

Ashendant
10-19-2011, 06:01 PM
You just get more and more twisted.

everytime the human tells them, they are bad they get paralizing pain :P

Royalpimp
10-19-2011, 06:06 PM
Oh they are free to do anything, but they get the robot equivalent of a orgasm everytime a human compliments them on their work

'Fantastic job burning that orphanage, my robotic friend. Blow up that school and you get extra compliments!'

Mustrum
10-19-2011, 06:12 PM
'Fantastic job burning that orphanage, my robotic friend. Blow up that school and you get extra compliments!'

I'm sure nobody will ever exploit that weakness in the programming.

Revenant
10-19-2011, 06:14 PM
If Ashendant programmed them, we will never have to worry about an effective uprising.

Ashendant
10-19-2011, 06:24 PM
If Ashendant programmed them, we will never have to worry about an effective uprising.

Well you wouldn't have to worry about a uprising at all

Revenant
10-19-2011, 06:25 PM
Well you wouldn't have to worry about a uprising at all

Ah. The robots would be immobile.

Ashendant
10-19-2011, 07:07 PM
Ah. The robots would be immobile.

Immobile but super efficient at their job

Revenant
10-19-2011, 07:30 PM
Immobile but super efficient at their job

Super-efficient at their job of having orgasms and paralyzing pain? But seriously, your programming ideas would be both a horrible way to exist, and extremely counter-productive.

Mustrum
10-19-2011, 07:37 PM
If they were truly 'learning' bots, they would seek a way to force humans to give praise while eliminating those which consistently gave them criticism.

Dithon1
10-19-2011, 07:39 PM
If they were truly 'learning' bots, they would seek a way to force humans to give praise while eliminating those which consistently gave them criticism.

Guns.

Nozdormu
10-19-2011, 11:09 PM
Immobile but super efficient at their job

Playing dress up with you?

Reyson
10-20-2011, 09:40 AM
ITT Exxile tried to find a girl on an internet dating site, yet heartbrokingly found out it was a bot. He then posts it here to act like it was all an elaborate attempt at a joke.
Silly Exxile, there are enough girls at your local pub, just be less shy.

Exxile87
10-20-2011, 09:41 AM
ITT Exxile tried to find a girl on an internet dating site, yet heartbrokingly found out it was a bot. He then posts it here to act like it was all an elaborate attempt at a joke.
Silly Exxile, there are enough girls at your local pub, just be less shy.

OMG YOU FIGURED IT OUT!

Lowtide
10-20-2011, 11:44 AM
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