Twisted Wishes [Forum game]

[Kerrah]

The name of the game is this, you have to grant the wish of the above poster, but you must twist it so that he doesn't get what he was thinking for.

Example:

Kerrah: I wish more people would know where Finland is.

Kenzuki: Granted, George W. Bush knows where it is when he fires 500 nuclear bombs there. I wish people in WoW wouldn't go insane.

Timolas: Granted, now they all go mad.



Anyways, my wish is that this thread would become popular.

[Omacron]

Granted, but it attracts Channers and gets the forum busted for posting child ****.




I wish I was Chuck Norris.

[Kerrah]

I wish I was Chuck Norris.

Congratulations, you are Chuck Norris, but the Internet police gets tired of your Cult and kills everyone involved, including you.

I wish an Internet Police would exist.

[Aldrius]

Granted, but they arrest you for making forum games.

I wish for the last Harry Potter book.

[Omacron]

Granted, but they arrest you for making forum games.

I wish for the last Harry Potter book.


Granted, but it turns out to have been ghostwritten by that douche that wrote Eragon and has given all juvenile fantasy authors a bad rap due to fucking ripping off Starwars.


I wish for the ability to divide by zero.

[Kenzuki]

Granted, but they arrest you for making forum games.

I wish for the last Harry Potter book.

Granted, but it's revealed that Harry Potter is an angst ridden homo***ual with cronic depression who eventually hangs himself in "The Deathly Gallows"

I wish to own Blizzard Entertainment.

[Kerrah]

I wish for the ability to divide by zero.

There you go. The moment you do it, the universe explodes.

I wish to own Blizzard Entertainment.

Granted, Unfortunately it goes bankrupt the moment you sit in the owner's chair.




I wish the person after me would wish for this as well.

[Kenzuki]

There you go. The moment you do it, the universe explodes.



Granted, Unfortunately it goes bankrupt the moment you sit in the owner's chair.




I wish the person after me would wish for this as well.

Granted, I wish the person after me would wish for this as well.

[Kerrah]

Granted, I wish the person after me would wish for this as well.

Granted, I wish the person after me would wish for this as well.

I also wish the person after me would not wish for the above wish.

[Saim]

Granted, but I wish that the wish above your wish to be granted by the next poster.

[Omacron]

Granted, but I wish that the wish above your wish to be granted by the next poster.

Granted, but this wisher wishes that further wishes are not phrased as tounge twisters.

[Wulfang]

Granted, but this wisher wishes that further wishes are not phrased as tounge twisters.

Granted, but your tongue already got so twisted from trying to say the last wishes aloud that it will have to be surgically removed.

I wish foreigners were aware that Portugal isn't a province of Spain.

[Aldrius]

Granted, but I think most people already knew that...and uh... Portugal explodes!

I wish I could finish this story of mine.

[Creative]

You do, but your friend steals it and makes millions, and you don't get a thing.

I wish I had superpowers.

[Omacron]

You do, but your friend steals it and makes millions, and you don't get a thing.

I wish I had superpowers.

Granted, but they turned out to be rather useless. You're now "Summoner of small amounts of high sucrose confections man!".



I wish Joe Quesada was sent to the ninth circle of hell.

[Kenzuki]

Granted, but they turned out to be rather useless. You're now "Summoner of small amounts of high sucrose confections man!".



I wish Joe Quesada was sent to the ninth circle of hell.

Granted, but in doing so he drags your soul with him.

I wish Blizzard didn't make stupid retcons.

[Timolas]

Granted, but in doing so he drags your soul with him.

I wish Blizzard didn't make stupid retcons.

Granted; they make even worse ones instead.

I wish that Blood Elves rejoined the Alliance. =P

[Drirlake]

Granted; they make even worse ones instead.

I wish that Blood Elves rejoined the Alliance. =P

Granted, but soon the Alliance discovers that they only joined back to spy on them and cause havoc from inside, and it would be already too late to take any action.

I wish I can graduate with good grades.

[Mark_Romaneck]

Granted but you dont get a good job tough

I wish Metzen died and thus his lore wreck ended

[Kenzuki]

Granted but you dont get a good job tough

I wish Metzen died and thus his lore wreck ended

Granted, but then Jeff Kaplin takes over for him.

[Omacron]

Granted, but then Jeff Kaplin takes over for him.

You didn't wish, so I'll grant it again and add my own wish.


Granted, but Joe Quesada takes Metzen's place.


I wish my claw chowder had less potatoes in it.

[Kenzuki]

You didn't wish, so I'll grant it again and add my own wish.


Granted, but Joe Quesada takes Metzen's place.


I wish my claw chowder had less potatoes in it.

Granted, but it has rat droppings this time around.

I wish I was a god-like being.

[Timolas]

Granted, but it has rat droppings this time around.

I wish I was a god-like being.

Granted, but your minions rebel, plunge your empire into chaos and chain you beneath the earth for ten thousand years until some foolish hero unleashes you back upon the world and has to hunt you down to redeem himself for his sin.

I wish the people I know would stop being so indecisive.

[Kenzuki]

Granted, but you make bad choices instead.

I wish.....I could see why kids loved cinnamon toast crunch!

[Kerrah]

I wish.....I could see why kids loved cinnamon toast crunch!

Granted, but the answer is too obvious.

http://fanboys-online.com/comics/20070413.jpg

I wish, I wish, I hadn't killed that fish.

[Kenzuki]

Granted, but you violated it instead.

I wish you deleted this thread.

[Kerrah]

I wish you deleted this thread.

I did, but Warlock liked it so much he replaced it the next second.

I wish Khadgar would look better in WoW.

[Kenzuki]

Granted, but he then becomes a raid boss because he's GONE INSANE!

I wish WoW had no bearing on Warcraft IV.

[Kerrah]

I wish WoW had no bearing on Warcraft IV.

Granted, but there WILL BE NO WC4!

Instead there's WoW 2!

I wish somebody here wished for a dollar, so I could tell him: "Granted, you now have a dollar, but that'll all you have. All your other possessions have been taken by an angry mob."

[Omacron]

Granted, but there WILL BE NO WC4!

Instead there's WoW 2!

I wish somebody here wished for a dollar, so I could tell him: "Granted, you now have a dollar, but that'll all you have. All your other possessions have been taken by an angry mob."

Granted, but in soviet russia, possessions take YOU!


I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weiner.

[Aldrius]

Granted, but you get eaten.

I wish I emoticons would die and burn.

[Kenzuki]

Granted, but you get eaten.

I wish I emoticons would die and burn.

Granted, but um....they fall on you when they do so.

I wish I was Evil the Cat.

[Timolas]

Granted, but um....they fall on you when they do so.

I wish I was Evil the Cat.

Granted, but you get mauled by Butters the Dog.

I wish that I could join the Scarlet Crusade.

[Saim]

Granted, but they kill you when they realize your not a Paladin.

I wish that Blizzard will start working on Warcraft IV.

[Omacron]

Granted, but they kill you when they realize your not a Paladin.

I wish that Blizzard will start working on Warcraft IV.

Granted, but it gets picked up by EA.




I wish for the ability to comprehend nihilistic philosophy.

[Drirlake]

Granted, but it gets picked up by EA.




I wish for the ability to comprehend nihilistic philosophy.

Granted, But you get kidnapped and behead by some extreme religious fanatics.
I wish I ruled the USA empire!

[Timolas]

Granted, But you get kidnapped and behead by some extreme religious fanatics.
I wish I ruled the USA empire!

Granted, but the USA is destroyed by an invasion of Howler Monkeys and you are sacrificed to the Howler Monkey King.

I wish that I had an elven sword from Lord of the Rings. Those things look amazing.

[Omacron]

Granted, but the USA is destroyed by an invasion of Howler Monkeys and you are sacrificed to the Howler Monkey King.

I wish that I had an elven sword from Lord of the Rings. Those things look amazing.

Granted, but then you're beat up by a bunch of weeabos wielding replication katanas.




I wish for this wish to have no negative repurcussions.

[Kenzuki]

Please Ask Again

[Aldrius]

Granted, but nothing.

I wish for ALIENS.

[Kenzuki]

Granted, but nothing.

I wish for ALIENS.

Granted, but they probe you.

I wish for an hot wife who is completely devoted to my every whim.

[Drirlake]

Granted, but they probe you.

I wish for an hot wife who is completely devoted to my every whim.

Granted, but it turns out she was actually a MAN.
I wish I can Kill this thread.

[Omacron]

Granted, but it turns out she was actually a MAN.
I wish I can Kill this thread.

You can, but Kenzuki will complain for months about the thread supposedly having gone INSANE!!!1!!1!!!!!!!11!ONE!!!!1




I wish less crappy bands came out of Finland.

[Kenzuki]

Granted, but Finland is taken over by Germany.

I wish I could control time.

[Kerrah]

I wish I could control time.

Granted, but another person who wished he could control Life and Death kills you out of envy.

I wish I could control life and death.