No, we just have Abercrombie & Fitch. They're the rough equivalent of shoving a douche full of magma straight up your ass while snorting a line of powdered badger musk.

Edit: @Sarahmoo
I know what thongs are used for, my question is why wear them on a day to day basis? I mean, in a club when you want to get your ho on that's one thing, but when you're sitting in a cafe wearing street clothes it's not exactly flattering to see someone's reek string hanging out.

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