04-10-2012, 06:08 AM
Join Date: Dec 1969
What you guys didn't know is that Oma actually got his internship awhile ago. To get it, he had to engage Nyorloth in single combat to the death.
Nyorloth, being an experienced individual, dealt Oma a few nasty attacks in their Lore Battle. Oma took a nasty blow of rhetoric to the leg, chipping the bone. It seemed that it would end in tragedy for our dear admin.
But in the last moment, Oma shook his head violently, whipping Nyorloth in the face with his hair. Nyorloth, who entertains a rhubarb fetish, was obviously blinded and Oma climbed through his mouth and curled up in a ball in his stomach.
Ladies and gentlemen you should know that at this point there were only two ways out of this predicament. One, Oma could wait to evacuate Nyorloth with a violent bowel movement.
But is that what Oma did? No, because two, he burst out of Nyorloth like something out of Alien.
And that is where baby dwarves come from.
The best revenge is to be unlike him who performed the injury. -Marcus Aurelius, the true Emperor of Rome