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Old 07-11-2016, 01:06 PM
Saranus Saranus is offline

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I'm here to attest that late-night drunken Poke-hunting in cemeteries is a success.

Also, a friend of mine claims to have been holding down a random gym when a group of kids came up to the spot (he's late-20s by the way). They kind of look each other up and down, and he figures they're there to take his gym. So he starts barking at them like a dog until they are all adequately freaked out and leave. Gym defense successful!
Now imagine a music, dear readers, heavy with cellos at a rapid staccato. Cellos held between thighs in a dark room. The little room of Harry's chest as he walks with his teammates to the opening gate of his first Test of Cribbage. They are a rag-tag group of champions, this bunch, and with Harry, the near-perfect new god, they know they will dominate the day. Harry is a world laced with rivers of wizardly blood. He is ready.
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