If you want to rant about something, just tear into it like no fucking other until its mother is crying at the tattered pieces you left of its soul, then this is the place. This is where fun comes to die and being an asshole is the creme de la creme of awesome, because everyone (and I do mean everyone) needs to be ripped from their personal pedestal and waterboarded with the truth every once in awhile. Why do it yourself? Because destroying people with colorful language is just plain fun.

My first entry into this hall of bitter bile is inspired by working roughly 16-20 hours every day and yet having no control over the end product, and also because True Blood is just the erotica version of Twilight. Also lack of sleep and the use of legally obtained and properly used psychoactive pharmaceuticals...but that's normal for me.

True Blood Is For Emo Sexless Bitches - You know, for all my hate on Twilight, it's not exactly new to the pack in terms of pure creepy plus utterly fucking retarded. True Blood is based on a bunch of romance novels that have existed for decades, and the story changes pretty much nil in terms of graphic sex, retarded dialogue, and vampires with ridiculous nouveau riche attitudes. It's purely T&A except it caters to the lonely, horny guys and girls who somehow think corpses and dogs have an element of "sexy" about them. Do you know what werewolves probably do when they're morphed? Sniff each other's asses, that's what. Yeah, that's right they're fucking dogs, oh, excuse me, wolves. The whole fucking point is they're vicious animals with the intellect of a human...but a wolf gets more information out of shoving their shnozz into ungodly places than they do anything else. So yeah, werewolves...ass sniffing, ball licking, shit for breath animals. Vampires are just dead, you want to fuck that...you're a necrophiliac. You want them to eat you, you're an emo bitch who doesn't have the stones to kill yourself. They drink your fucking blood because they're hungry, not because it's in any way erotic, so if that's what you get off on you're a suicidal idiot. Oh and you want to become a vampire? Well guess what the symbolism of vampirism is? You don't know? Oh alright then...rape. You want to rape people constantly. That's the fucking symbolism there people, you're a zombie rapist who eats their victims instead of just dicking them to death. Oh you're special though, I'm sure, because you think you've got an excuse. You'd only drink cow's blood, you did it to become immortal, you somehow didn't mean to become a vampire in your fantasies. You know what, that's fucking bullshit. Becoming a vampire is a horrific process that leaves you a soulless dick bag who's doomed to walk the earth terrorizing every damn thing that exists and finally live out their days starving to death once they suck the world dry. You're a parasite, a filthy, disgusting, shit for brains parasite who's allergic to imaginary water, perpendicular intersections, and wood.

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Rationalizing the irrational since 2005.