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Old 04-01-2012, 11:03 AM
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Rhonin's adventures climax in the latest World of Warcraft spin-off. Now YOU get to decide how Rhonin became the leader of the Kirin Tor, using Blizzard's revolutionary new Alignment system. Will Rhonin replace Ansirem Runeweaver as a Renegade or as a Paragon?

- How will you navigate the raptor infested Wetlands? Will it be through Force, Romance, or by Being Nice?

- The Warcraft RPG is now canon. Rhonin can open his own Zoo in the Violet Citadel, and train an army of wildlife critters based on combinations of your choice. Fill the Zoo with Azeroth's fearsome beasts; from leprechauns to Easter Bunnies.

- Blizzard's first openly homosexual character, Queen Bolvishka, a half-Draenei half-Night Elf Quarter-Gnoll and a member of the New Council of Tirisfal, available as a companion.

- Time travel provides you with a stunning palette of options. Does Vareesa want a divorce? Wish you had married one of the other Windrunner sisters? Or a raptor? Undo your relationship errors with the help of the Bronze Dragonflight.

- Collect gems and Achievement points and beat the game all 507 ways to receive a preview of the upcoming novel, Yesterday of the Dragon, a collaboration between William C. Dietz and Richard Knaak - starring Krasus and Rhonin in their quest to become the most famous heroes and saviours of PANDARIA.

- Stay tuned for the new DLC, Dragon Origins: Age of Love.

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Oh boy,if this was true...Plz let it be !
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Oh boy,if this was true...Plz let it be !
Why wouldn't it be?
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Too obvious.
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Now I want Blizzard to develop all sorts of spin-off games for consoles or mobile phones
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Now I want Blizzard to develop all sorts of spin-off games for consoles or mobile phones
So you want Blizz to milk franchises to death ?
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So you want Blizz to milk franchises to death ?
They're doing that with WoW already. It would be better if at least they tried to do something new once in a while.
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Too obvious.
With Renegade and Paragon options I'm surprised you thought it wasn't meant to be.
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YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING, TIMMY!


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My first thought when reading this wasn't IT'S FAKE!, but "So this is what it would look like if Bioware had been involved."
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507 ways to beat the game? That's a lot of different colors!
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