No, definitely luck. You'll need it if you're to affect any lore improvements at all on the game--which will no doubt be a slow and arduous process, given how low on the totem pole you're going to be.

Or possibly downright impossible, given how disconnected I've heard CDev is from GDev.

Make that happen, make SoL proud of your new position.

Also, get the position of Nyroloth now. You know you will.

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Metzen: They are one of the ancient races of Northrend that we haven't spoken of before... because we hadn't made them up before. (laughter)

~Main: Expansion theorycrafting, Expansions list, The Age of Nightmare, Empire of the Tides (coming soon)~
~Fan ficton: Anachronos Journey: The Timeless Heir~ ~Geography of continents series: Old Kalimdor (original), Pandaria~
~Locations as zones series: Azjol-Nerub, Barrow Deeps, Zul'Aman, Demon Hunter zone, Caverns of Time~

What you guys didn't know is that Oma actually got his internship awhile ago. To get it, he had to engage Nyorloth in single combat to the death.

Nyorloth, being an experienced individual, dealt Oma a few nasty attacks in their Lore Battle. Oma took a nasty blow of rhetoric to the leg, chipping the bone. It seemed that it would end in tragedy for our dear admin.

But in the last moment, Oma shook his head violently, whipping Nyorloth in the face with his hair. Nyorloth, who entertains a rhubarb fetish, was obviously blinded and Oma climbed through his mouth and curled up in a ball in his stomach.

Ladies and gentlemen you should know that at this point there were only two ways out of this predicament. One, Oma could wait to evacuate Nyorloth with a violent bowel movement.

But is that what Oma did? No, because two, he burst out of Nyorloth like something out of Alien.

And that is where baby dwarves come from.

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The best revenge is to be unlike him who performed the injury. -Marcus Aurelius, the true Emperor of Rome

So is Omacron the mom or the dad in that scenario? Either way, it does explain the raw lusciousness of my locks.

I would resubscribe.

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Metzen: They are one of the ancient races of Northrend that we haven't spoken of before... because we hadn't made them up before. (laughter)

~Main: Expansion theorycrafting, Expansions list, The Age of Nightmare, Empire of the Tides (coming soon)~
~Fan ficton: Anachronos Journey: The Timeless Heir~ ~Geography of continents series: Old Kalimdor (original), Pandaria~
~Locations as zones series: Azjol-Nerub, Barrow Deeps, Zul'Aman, Demon Hunter zone, Caverns of Time~

more importantly things would make sense

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Ladies and gentlemen. Mark Romaneck!

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The best revenge is to be unlike him who performed the injury. -Marcus Aurelius, the true Emperor of Rome

Tassadar has failed us, you must not.

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Would we ever question poop quests again?

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Hell yes we would. Fuck the quest guy who thinks it's appropriate to just drop those in every other zone. At least the tBC one was an every day joke, not a "oh and we can add poop here too!" random ass one. Hell, I could even accept them if they put it in Barrens/Durotar just because that makes sense (no wood for construction/fuel), but no, I have to clean up after little Mr Mopsy because Incontinence O'Mally thinks it's just the best joke ever. Red Ridge went from a tragic fallen hero to rolling around in dung. If I wanted feces smeared all over things I'd be living in a german porn shop.

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Rationalizing the irrational since 2005.

So I've signed and sent my contract in.


I'm now under a Field-Tournament-Style-Up-and-Down-On-The-Ground-Manja-Flanja-Blanja-Banja-Ishka-Bibble-Babble-Flabble-Doma-Roma-Floma-Boma-Jingle-Jangle-Every-Angle-Bricka-Bracka-Flacka-Stacka-Two-Ton-Rerun-Free-for-All-Non-Disclosure-Agreement.

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Nice one.

And just in time too; I think Sky is one more dismissive Zarhym response away from murder.

Holy shit how did I miss this, gratz man!

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How much 'till you get to post in blue?

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A long, long while to never.


In case you haven't noticed I don't have the... tact that being a CM requires.

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I dunno, going by Zarhym lately you might not be too outside the pale .

My first act as CM would be to spam the forums with She-Hulk cheesecake. Do you really want that?



The answer is yes. Yes you do. Everyone likes She-Hulk.

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They'll rename it to Garona Cake and sell it in the Blizzard Store. When eaten, everything will turn a shade of green, parents will sue, and Blizzard will change it to Aggra Cake which goes way too close to Affirmative Action to touch.

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Rationalizing the irrational since 2005.

Poor Cantus has never looked at cheesecake.

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Visions of Lyra, She-Hulk and Red She-Hulk wrestling in jello are now dancing through my head...

So Omacron had any of your questions about any of blizzard series answered (those that you can't tell us)?

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I haven't asked any yet. Most of my questions are things like "what are my hours" or "will I be reimbursed for rented furniture at my apartment", not "What color is Garrosh's underwear?" or "how much wood would trag'oul chuck if trag'oul could chuck wood?"

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Garrosh wears underwear ?

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