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Old 05-26-2012, 10:41 PM
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Old 05-27-2012, 12:36 AM
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The question is, has the victim started converting yet?
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Old 05-27-2012, 12:46 AM
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Florida is just full of weirdos isn't it?
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Old 05-27-2012, 12:56 AM
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...And I thought Biter was one of GRRM's more unrealistic characters.
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Old 05-27-2012, 01:08 AM
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On the other hand, it could just be one of the serial killers Dexter Morgan missed.
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Old 05-27-2012, 01:34 AM
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I love some of the comments on that page...

"The victim should rename himself CHEWY"
"The victim was christian, guess he turned the other cheek"

It makes me proud to be human.
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Old 05-27-2012, 05:34 AM
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Old 05-27-2012, 08:49 AM
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Old 05-27-2012, 09:04 AM
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"Florida belongs to the Zombies. Now and forever!"
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Old 05-27-2012, 09:25 AM
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"Florida belongs to the Zombies. Now and forever!"
Florida? Pssh, don't be silly. The zombies of Florida are obviously facing a serious existential threat from the still living citizens of the rest of North America. As formerly living citizens of a portion of North America they have the right to secure the safety of their unlives by killing all of the living humans still on the same continent as themselves. Don't worry though, I'm sure they'll stop once the reach the Panama Canal.
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Old 05-27-2012, 09:28 AM
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Florida? Pssh, don't be silly. The zombies of Florida are obviously facing a serious existential threat from the still living citizens of the rest of North America. As formerly living citizens of a portion of North America they have the right to secure the safety of their unlives by killing all of the living humans still on the same continent as themselves. Don't worry though, I'm sure they'll stop once the reach the Panama Canal.
Your avatar looks like the suspect.
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Old 05-27-2012, 09:30 AM
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Old 05-27-2012, 12:51 PM
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I wouldn't say proud.... but I'm glad that I'm a Floridian instead of a Californian, for example.
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Old 05-27-2012, 01:04 PM
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I wouldn't say proud.... but I'm glad that I'm a Floridian instead of a Californian, for example.
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Old 05-27-2012, 01:20 PM
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Old 05-27-2012, 01:41 PM
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Old 05-27-2012, 01:42 PM
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California's lore is really boring in comparison to Florida's. It has no history and is too isolated.

Also its name is boring and it should be changed back to its Tongva name "Yaa."
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Old 05-27-2012, 01:44 PM
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California's lore is really boring in comparison to Florida's. It has no history and is too isolated.
California has gangs. Lots of them. Miami's lore got boring after the 80's.
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Old 05-27-2012, 01:51 PM
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California has gangs. Lots of them. Miami's lore got boring after the 80's.
Florida was a driving force in the American Revolutionary War and in the Seven Years War. California was a non-entity that was barely even mentioned and the next time we saw it they were more focused on Mexicans than fighting the British for some reason.
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Old 05-29-2012, 09:03 AM
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Old 05-29-2012, 10:39 PM
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On a slightly creepy note...

There was an unexplained rash starting on 5/16. two days after that, Hazmat crews were called in to Fort Lauderdale airport to check out an unknown chemical that sent 5 people to the hospital.

5/20 had a 41 year old doctor get arrested. He spit blood in a police officers face, and was extremely agitated and enraged, repeatedly banging his head into things.

5/21 a man charged a woman and bit her face.

5/23, a man bites his cousins nose off.

5/24, another rash

5/25, a canadian man was arrested aboard an airplane after attempting to rush the cockpit. The plane just landed in miami.

Then, the guy gets his face bit off.

Then there is that tweet you linked.

Today, a man was rushed to the hospital after he cut out his own intestines and threw them at the police.

Guys, it's coming.
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Old 05-29-2012, 10:42 PM
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People are saying it's actually a "bath salts" epidemic.
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Old 05-29-2012, 10:42 PM
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People are saying it's actually a "bath salts" epidemic.
Government cover up.
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Old 05-29-2012, 10:49 PM
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California's lore is really boring in comparison to Florida's. It has no history and is too isolated.
Lore? Really? Lore? Regarding actual history? Really?
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Old 05-29-2012, 10:50 PM
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Lore? Really? Lore? Regarding actual history? Really?
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