Hitlers.

Mine. Particularly while I'm still inside of it.

Bon Jovi's.

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The one with the shore.

Jersey has more shore than New Jersey since it's an island.

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How much shore can a jersey shore shore, if a jersey shore could shore shore?

Depends if you're using metric or customary.

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That tiny Channel island? That might not be so certain . . .

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Isn't New Jersey like the 2nd or 3rd smallest state in the Union, though? I'd wager that even if Jersey is smaller it has more shore.

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Okay okay, let's see...

The wikiwiki says that Jersey Island has 70 km or 40 miles of coastline.

The article on New Jersey doesn't help at all. But, the article on New Jersey's shore only talks about 217 miles of it, indicating there is more.

This site says that New Jersey has 130 statute miles of "general coastline" and 1,792 statute miles of "tidal shoreline".

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Fuck that shit. New Jersey doesn't deserve that much shoreline.

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Are you sure you're from California, and not New York?

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I'm... from New York. That's why it says so in my profile. I'm a dyed in the wool New Yorker, just temporarily living in California for my internship. That's why I rag on New Jersey.

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Let's be honest... it's perfectly fine for people from all 50 states to rag on New Jersey.

Even people from New Jersey.

You shut your whore mouth about New Jersey. You don't know her like I do.

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I know growing up in Maryland even the people from Delaware were all like, "Hey, at least we're not Jersey..."

(looks at Omacron's location)

Country hopper.

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They say that while covered in musky DuPont splooge, I imagine.

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Ocean City reeks of the stuff...

Fun fact: one of the rogue scions of the DuPont family runs a shitty goth band and my friend dated him for a while. She got the cock piercing but not any of that sweet sweet chemically bathed dosh.

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Damn, are we all from the east coast?

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Reckon not everyone.

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I'm from Utah, don't live there now though.

Let me guess, you escaped to Mexico to live with your multiple wives?

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