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Bite Hard 1 6.25%
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Bite to the Bone 0 0%
Biting Criticism 2 12.50%
Biting Comedy 0 0%
Biting Sarcasm 0 0%
Once Bitten 1 6.25%
Bite Deep 0 0%
In Bad Taste 7 43.75%
A Lot on my Plate 1 6.25%
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Old 09-03-2015, 08:53 PM
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Default Omacron is starting a food blog. What should it be titled?

So I've been a food critic for a year, but it's time to really make a name for myself. My most common companion for my free dinners, my best friend and professional dominatrix, "Lady Inara" suggested I start a food blog because our conversations tend to be so unique, and as a resolution for the year after my birthday I decided to take her up on the offer.

The blog is going to be about the interplay between the "high" disciplines of philosophy and the arts (I hold degrees in philosophy and literary criticism, Inara is a classically trained ballerina) and the more "base" aspects of mankind; namely, our appetites, sexuality and psychology. I've always said that food is one of the three most noble disciplines in the world, because it combines art and necessity into one package (I categorize it as such alongside architecture and fashion design; after all, all you really need to live is food, clothes and shelter).

Inara and I are having trouble coming up with a name, though. Here are some of our ideas, and you guys let me know what you think.
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Old 09-03-2015, 08:54 PM
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Old 09-03-2015, 08:59 PM
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Omnomnomacron turns food into poop: the blog.
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Old 09-03-2015, 10:25 PM
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idk but use a bun or something if you need to post a profile pic.
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Transcuminist.

(cumin being my favorite spice...)
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Old 09-04-2015, 01:37 PM
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