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View Poll Results: Which of these forum members is the most edible?
Pajamasalad 5 21.74%
Miffy 0 0%
Ragnahar 0 0%
HammerBrew 2 8.70%
Insipid_lobster 12 52.17%
Sacredless 0 0%
Shaman 1 4.35%
Mertico 1 4.35%
Galdus 1 4.35%
Mutterscrawl 1 4.35%
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Old 09-22-2015, 12:09 PM
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I am in second place! Is that a good thing?
Protect me, PJ! These people want to eat me.
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Old 09-22-2015, 12:12 PM
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Protect me, PJ! These people want to eat me.
Kay.
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Old 09-22-2015, 12:15 PM
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Kay.
Playing the damsel doesn't quite fit me, does it?
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Old 09-22-2015, 12:15 PM
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I am in second place! Is that a good thing?
Well, that means you're second most likely person to be cannibalized should we all end up on a deserted island without food.
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Old 09-22-2015, 12:31 PM
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Protect me, PJ! These people want to eat me.
Doesn't PJ wish to cannibalise you too?
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Old 09-22-2015, 12:38 PM
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Playing the damsel doesn't quite fit me, does it?
It kind of does.

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Well, that means you're second most likely person to be cannibalized should we all end up on a deserted island without food.
Why would you guys eat me? I would probably be one of the most useful people in a survival situation alive.
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Old 09-22-2015, 12:53 PM
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Why would you guys eat me? I would probably be one of the most useful people in a survival situation alive.
If you're hungry you just gotta eat.
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Old 09-22-2015, 01:30 PM
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Doesn't PJ wish to cannibalise you too?
*sweats*

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It kind of does.
I don't know how to take this!
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Old 09-22-2015, 01:32 PM
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I don't know how to take this!
I want to protect you and take care of you!
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Old 09-22-2015, 01:53 PM
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I want to protect you and take care of you!
Pj is showing empathy again. im confused.
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Shape up, Neocat. Fuck's sake.
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Old 09-22-2015, 01:54 PM
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I want to protect you and take care of you!
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Old 09-22-2015, 01:57 PM
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It's a ruse to crush you with her thighs. Watch out, Lobster!
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Old 09-22-2015, 03:04 PM
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Better consult the OmacroNOMNOMicon for the best ways to prepare each poster.
Ever have a whole long pig roast? Them's good eatin'.
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Old 09-22-2015, 06:38 PM
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I would probably be one of the most useful people in a survival situation alive.
You're right. Some guys would have to satisfy other needs
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Old 09-22-2015, 06:39 PM
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You're right. Some guys would have to satisfy other needs
Stop objectifying PJ.
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Yeah but where would this forum be if not for people speculating endlessly about things Blizzard doesn't give a shit about
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SoL: 20 something know it alls telling other 20 something know it alls they know everything.
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All this faction bitching and people arguing with each other and it's Fojar of all people that comes in with reasonable positivity.
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Old 09-22-2015, 06:50 PM
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I tried going for the slightly less obvious forum members.
>PajamaSalad
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Old 09-22-2015, 07:18 PM
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Old 09-22-2015, 08:17 PM
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Stop objectifying PJ.
I was talking about her doing chores like doing the laundry and cooking. Sheesh. What were you thinking?
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Old 09-22-2015, 08:25 PM
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I was talking about her doing chores like doing the laundry and cooking. Sheesh. What were you thinking?
I will eat you like that Green Inferno movie.
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SoL: 20 something know it alls telling other 20 something know it alls they know everything.
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All this faction bitching and people arguing with each other and it's Fojar of all people that comes in with reasonable positivity.
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Old 09-22-2015, 08:26 PM
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Strange thread. Being stuck on a deserted island, I'd probably just try to get fishes from the sea...
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Old 09-23-2015, 01:41 AM
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Y'all need Jesus.
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Old 09-23-2015, 02:15 AM
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Y'all need Jesus.
I've eaten Jesus before. Kind of bland. Wish he'd turn his blood into strawberry jam so the Eucharist could be a nice snack after a long ass mass.
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Old 09-23-2015, 03:48 AM
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I've eaten Jesus before. Kind of bland. Wish he'd turn his blood into strawberry jam so the Eucharist could be a nice snack after a long ass mass.
Something something white bread.
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Old 09-23-2015, 10:22 AM
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I heard if you put a live lobster in a pot of cold water and slowly heat it to boiling, the lobster will never know until it's already cooked. Sometimes I feel as if SoL is all of our metaphorical pots of water and we'll all be dead/ruined for life before we realize what's happening to us here.

I also wish the Body of Christ was actually chicken wings and not those damned wafers. Seriously, he has supreme cosmic power and he can't transubstantiate himself into some good fois or black truffle or sturgeon caviar? Proof that Christianity is a total bust and just a ruse to make poor people act nicer.
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Now imagine a music, dear readers, heavy with cellos at a rapid staccato. Cellos held between thighs in a dark room. The little room of Harry's chest as he walks with his teammates to the opening gate of his first Test of Cribbage. They are a rag-tag group of champions, this bunch, and with Harry, the near-perfect new god, they know they will dominate the day. Harry is a world laced with rivers of wizardly blood. He is ready.

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Old 09-23-2015, 10:28 AM
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So who's making the bubbles then.
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