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View Poll Results: Favorite Food:
Nazja 2 9.09%
Noitora 6 27.27%
Shekinah 2 9.09%
Icefrost 0 0%
Insipid Lobster 3 13.64%
PJ 5 22.73%
Sagara 1 4.55%
Shaman 1 4.55%
Grackle 0 0%
ijffdrie 2 9.09%
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Old 09-24-2016, 06:31 PM
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Obviously you eat the naga first.
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Old 09-24-2016, 06:33 PM
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If we're stranded on an island, why would the naga and lobster not simply swim away?
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Old 09-24-2016, 06:36 PM
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If we're stranded on an island, why would the naga and lobster not simply swim away?
Because we ate them first?
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Old 09-24-2016, 06:39 PM
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Because we ate them first?
But what if they snuck away whilst you lot ate Tora?
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Old 09-24-2016, 06:46 PM
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Well I'm glad everyone recognizes the fact Canadians are inedible.
I know, right? I mean, I want to be offended, but at the same time, woo-hoo, I avoided getting involved!
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Old 09-24-2016, 06:49 PM
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I don't know whether Noitora's leading position indicates love for dark meat or plain racism.
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Old 09-24-2016, 06:53 PM
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All y'all can go fuck yourselves.
Sorry, Noitora. The people have spoken. This will hurt you more than it will hurt us.
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Old 09-24-2016, 07:14 PM
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I don't know whether Noitora's leading position indicates love for dark meat or plain racism.
If it were racism, we'd think he was too filthy to eat.
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Old 09-24-2016, 07:40 PM
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I would suggest that a vegetarian lifestyle would be preferable to cannibalism.
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Old 09-24-2016, 07:46 PM
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Interestingly, I'm almost certain we've had this thread before.

What does that say about us?

EDIT: Nevermind. What does it say about Ramses?
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Old 09-24-2016, 11:29 PM
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I would suggest that a vegetarian lifestyle would be preferable to cannibalism.
You'd probably be eaten as third choice, after the dark meat and the succulent mother and veal meal. Females always taste better and PJ is too skinny to be anything but the last tasty choice.
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Old 09-25-2016, 02:47 AM
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I got it. You're a bad person.
Please, eating a pregnant woman because it's a two for one is basic black comedy. Also fortune cookie.

Advanced black comedy is her husband and other child willingly eating the resulting entree.

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The problem with cooking blacks is that you can't quite tell when they're well done.

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Old 09-25-2016, 02:55 AM
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I would suggest that a vegetarian lifestyle would be preferable to cannibalism.
That's why I voted Peejay. She appears to be the most healthy option among the lot, being made partially from salads.
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Old 09-25-2016, 03:08 AM
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The people that want to eat me have shown affection towards me in the past...
Really?
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Old 09-25-2016, 03:35 AM
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I could defend myself or make a pact with the biggest and strongest male to protect me. I have friends!
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Old 09-25-2016, 03:44 AM
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I could defend myself or make a pact with the biggest and strongest male to protect me. I have friends!
Pact, eh? Is that how the kids are calling it these days?
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Old 09-25-2016, 03:49 AM
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PJ is willing to whore herself out to the biggest man, more at 11.

I voted for PJ, since if you are going to be stuck on a deserted island, might as well enjoy the peace and quiet. :p
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Old 09-25-2016, 03:54 AM
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Pj can be really quiet and enjoys her daily vitamins of hugs and love.
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Old 09-25-2016, 04:00 AM
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Well, Icefrost, it looks like we "lost".
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Old 09-25-2016, 04:03 AM
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Do we have any French people? I mean, they are frogs, and frogs taste like chicken...
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Old 09-25-2016, 04:13 AM
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I would suggest that a vegetarian lifestyle would be preferable to cannibalism.
Too scrawny, not like those crows at Castle Black.
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Old 09-25-2016, 04:15 AM
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Y'all can eat each other, i'm gunna make myself a ship and sail somewhere neat. Like Whitby.
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Old 09-25-2016, 04:25 AM
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Bring me!
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Old 09-25-2016, 04:33 AM
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Old 09-25-2016, 04:55 AM
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But what if they snuck away whilst you lot ate Tora?
That's why you eat the naga first. Sorry, Nazja you gots to go first.
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