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![]() (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ Get Off My Lawn! Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Get off my lawn!
Posts: 13,549
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So, our erstwhile moderator has completed his all-too-brief summer internship at Blizzard.
Suppose he were actually someone important - what would the more notable Blizzard staff give him as a going away present? I'm guessing Morhaime gives him a coffee stained mouse pad, Metzen gives him a She-Hulk bobble-head doll, Samwise gives him an animal skin that may or may not have come from an actual panda, and Afrasiabi gives him a book that answers all of our most controversial lore questions... written in a language that only he knows. |
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![]() Elune Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Black Harvest Lair
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Last chance to steal top secret plans.
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![]() Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: New York
Posts: 26,528
BattleTag: Omacron#1477
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Stealing is such a harsh word.
I'm researching. For roleplay. Also I sort of sold Scrolls of Lore into indefinite crowdsourcing slavery. |
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![]() (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ Get Off My Lawn! Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Get off my lawn!
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Did you get a good price? I told you to hold out for Metzen's earring and the Orc statue in front of the building.
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![]() Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: New York
Posts: 26,528
BattleTag: Omacron#1477
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I got Dave Kosak's nipple ring and a thrall statue made out of lego ripoff blocks.
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![]() (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ Get Off My Lawn! Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Get off my lawn!
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You tell them I'm only available for 18 column inches of snarky metaphorical quest text a week. Any more than that, and I'm gonna need them to throw in that Moneyball DVD autographed by Bobby Kotick. |
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![]() Elune Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 12,710
BattleTag: Leviathonlx#1820
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![]() Eternal Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 4,521
BattleTag: Rotal#2589
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I for one welcome our new bearded overlords.
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Current Shows: NoCom Starcraft 2 - Wings of Liberty and NoCom World Of Warcraft (All Zones).
Come in, subscribe, like, comment or yell at your screen. I'm not picky. |
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![]() Elune Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 7,429
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I knew Soldrethar was more powerful than he let on.
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![]() Elune Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: The Cool Kids Club
Posts: 8,251
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Now that I think about it, Metzen does strike me as a Prince Albert kind of guy.
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"But... He's not like other black dragons, is he? He's completely honest and yet always hiding something. Not at all what I expected. |
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![]() Arch-Druid Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Yes.
Posts: 1,710
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This is the end, beautiful friends.
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![]() Warden Join Date: Oct 2011
Posts: 706
BattleTag: Montoya#1769
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Hey, while getting a job at Blizzard is the lore lover's dream, getting an internship at Blizzard is just as elusive. Cherish your memories bro, and let that internship motivate you towards further success in life.
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"I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is over self." |
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![]() Elune Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 5,684
BattleTag: Sonneillon #1112
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I like to imagine security really roughed him up when they escorted his ass out.
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![]() Elune Join Date: Sep 2011
Posts: 6,732
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I only want it to end so he can get on the motherfucking plane, read ToD and give us the details. DETAILS!
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![]() Keeper of the Grove Join Date: Sep 2011
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He was working at Blizzard? Well he kept that one quiet.
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![]() Elune Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 5,684
BattleTag: Sonneillon #1112
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As quiet as the Las Vegas strip on a Saturday.
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![]() Needs A Hug Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 2,184
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![]() Arch-Druid Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: A big point of nothing in space and time (i.e. Brisbane, Australia)
Posts: 1,710
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You should've given Metzen a red shirt as a going away present.
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So now that Omacron is returning to active duty here, is Timolas getting demoted back to a mod? And is Aldrius dead? If so, can we have a vote to replace him?
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![]() Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: New York
Posts: 26,528
BattleTag: Omacron#1477
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Well we lost Curll so maybe not.
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