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Old 03-25-2013, 03:58 PM
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CHECK YOUR ATTITUDE AT THE BORDER, AND COME BACK TO MURICA WHEN YOU'RE READY TO ENJOY THE BEAUTY AND PEACE OF FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY.

LET FREEDOM RING!

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Explain the purpose of this SILLINESS.
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I expected a thread where we can express how patriotic we are. Not this.
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I expected a thread where we can express how patriotic we are. Not this.
I already made that one.
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Old 03-25-2013, 04:08 PM
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I checked. They all have exceptional trigger discipline.

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You made this just to bash America?
No one is stopping you from expressing your patriotism. I'm expressing mine. That's what freedom's all about dawg!

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*blink blink*

Right then.

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Old 03-25-2013, 05:43 PM
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If Harry Potter happened in America, there would only have been one book:

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But he would have returned, wouldn't he?
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But he would have returned, wouldn't he?
Harry just fired one bullet. I'm sure his clip contains enough to take down the rest of Voldemort's resurrections.
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Old 03-25-2013, 05:52 PM
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Harry just fired one bullet. I'm sure his clip contains enough to take down the rest of Voldemort's resurrections.
But can a bullet pierce a horcrux? As far as I know, they act like a phylactery, so the amount of them doesn't determine how many times he can return; more fo them just make him feel safer.
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But can a bullet pierce a horcrux? As far as I know, they act like a phylactery, so the amount of them doesn't determine how many times he can return; more fo them just make him feel safer.
Magically enhanced silver bullets drenched in basilisk poison.
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Old 03-25-2013, 05:57 PM
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Magically enhanced silver bullets drenched in basilisk poison.
He'd still have to grow up, learn about them and then find them. In the end, you're just changing the weapon he uses.
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Old 03-25-2013, 06:09 PM
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There's a disturbing lack of Bolvar in this thread
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Old 03-25-2013, 07:26 PM
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