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Old 09-14-2014, 09:08 AM
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A few days back, Ashendant linked a review of some weird porn. So, you can blame him for inspiring this. Though, really, it was pretty inevitable that I was going to do something like this at some point or another.

This first post is going to serve as something of a simultaneous foreword, introduction and warning. As most of you probably know, I am among those of the forum that occasionally delve into the more... exotic excesses of erotic entertainment. This is not so much a matter of personal taste in perversion (at least, usually), as it is an interest in the mindset that creates such things.

Among the many oddities that you can find among the perversions of Earth is the seeming thought that the human body, in its natural form, is insufficient as erotic stimulation. Usually, this is expressed in fairly mild ways, like slapping on some ears, paws and a tail.


Grizzly bears, the most erotic of animals.

However, it is occasionally taken a bit further.


I don't think I actually technically needed the lower censor bar, but I'm genuinely not sure what that hole was supposed to be.

Both of these images are from the 'monster girl' genre. The former is from the 'monster girl encyclopedia', which codified much of the genre and served as a general inspiration for most later entries. The latter is from 'monster girl quest', which is what we're going to be looking at in this thread.

Now, for whatever reason, the monster girl genre has a very large crossover with the female sexual domination fetish. Translation: Monster girls are all a bunch of rapists. Monster Girl Quest is no exception to that rule. So we're going to attach a few warnings to this thread. This game contains such things as:

Non-consensual sexual activities
Non-consensual sexual activities perpetrated by non-human sentient beings
Non-consensual sexual activities perpetrated by non-human non-sentient beings
Non-consensual sexual activities perpetrated by eldritch abominations
Non-consensual sexual activities perpetrated by minors
Non-consensual sexual activities perpetrated by trans-human entities
Non-consensual sexual activities perpetrated by the undead
Non-consensual sexual activities perpetrated by things that are rather hard to classify
Non-consensual sexual activities involving the consumption of living sentient beings
Non-consensual sexual activities involving the absorption of living sentient beings
Non-consensual sexual activities involving plants
Non-consensual sexual activities involving blood
Non-consensual sexual activities involving acid
Non-consensual sexual activities involving lava
Non-consensual sexual activities involving reincarnation
Non-consensual sexual activities involving identity theft
Involuntary body modification
Terrorism
Usage of the german language

That's probably not even half the warnings this thing needs to have, but you're probably getting the general gist of what this game is about. If any of these things is offensive to you, it is good to see you still have a basic moral compass. If you stay in this thread, I request you hold onto that compass, for next we meet, we shall delve into the world of

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Bonetown is the best porn game out there. It's hilarious.
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Old 09-14-2014, 09:19 PM
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...I'm just surprised this isn't on your blog.

*retrieves the popcorn bowl, some flavoring, a comfy chair, some sodas, and enough artillery to make Michael Bay blush in order to keep you fuckers away from said popcorn, chair, and soda*

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Let me know if any of these monster girls resemble she-hulk.
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It's one thing to have problems and voice your concerns, but when you endlessly bitch day in and day out about the same tired old shit, it honestly makes me wonder why you are even here. Generally when somebody doesn't like something, they stop caring about it.

And on that note, SoL is a forum I no longer enjoy. So, I'm done here. And I genuinely think the people who have absolutely nothing at all positive to say about the game and, the people whose posts are composed entirely of whining, really consider leaving (or at least sticking to non-WoW sections). Because if you truly get no enjoyment out of WoW, then why are you here?

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As we start the game, we are prompted about which difficulty we'd like to play. As we are real men (despite some of us being women), we shall of course play the 'hard' difficulty. Next, we are asked whether to skip or watch the vore scenes. Because it would be against my principles as a reviewer to not experience this game to its fullest, we're sadly going have to pick 'watch'.

And then we meet god. Luscious, voluptuous god.


Like 99% of all fantasy settings, the world of Monster Girl Quest has a dominant religion similar to Christianity. Ilias will serve as this world's Yahweh. Like big Y, she's responsible for the creation of humanity, gave it laws in the form of a small set of commandments, has divine servants by the name of angels and rules from a place of clouds and light called heaven. Along with the similarities, there are also a number of notable differences though, which will become quite important as the story goes on.

Ilias is here to visit the dreams of our protagonist, an aspiring hero by the name of Luka. Unlike in most universes, hero is an actual career path, akin to what would be called a paladin in other settings. To become a hero, you must have spent your youth training as a warrior, get blessed by the church when you become an adult, and then go on a holy quest to fight monsters. Monsters, as Ilias explains in her expository visit, are the remnants of her failed first attempts to create humanity. She declares them to be universally evil, inflicting great acts of violence upon humanity, or seducing individuals into committing forbidden arts. If Ilias is to be seen as the Yahweh of this world, then the monsters are its demons, and their leader, The Monster Lord, would be the equivalent of Satan.

One major difference: The Monster Lord can be killed. Though such an event is extra-ordinarily rare, and a new Monster Lord will rise regardless, it is still regarded as a huge victory for the forces of Ilias. The last time such an event happened was over 500 years ago, when the great hero Heinrich slew a particularly vicious Monster Lord. However, Ilias is here to inform Luka that he too holds the potential to kill a Monster Lord, now that he's become an adult and is about to be baptized as a hero.

For the record, Luka looks like this:



Either the kid's got a growth disorder, or the age where you become an adult is really, really low in this universe. And no, it's not just that he's not big or muscly. Given the nature of the game, we get fairly frequent looks 'under the hood'. While his age can vary a bit between the various artists, he's consistently way too young to vote.

Before he can go to the temple to receive his baptism as a hero, there are suddenly shouts and shrieks of alarm all throughout the town. A monster attacked in the night, taking Hans the Lumberjack. Since there's apparently no such thing as a town guard in this place, it means it's time for Luka to enter the fray of battle. A new challenger has appeared!


Despite being a fervent follower of Ilias, who wants all monsters dead, and wanting to become a hero, whose job it is to slay monsters, Luka is actually something of a pacifist. He doesn't hate monsters, he just wants to end their conflict with humanity by taking out their leader. There's enough room in the world for both races, isn't there? Unfortunately for his plan, monsters are man-hungry, seeking human semen. Since one of Ilias' five commandments forbids sexual contact between man and monster, a lot of humans tend to take issue with that, and the monsters have to use force. The adorable slime you see above is one of the many monsters that go on active hunts.


While rape is of course not very fun, there's actually two greater dangers involved as well. First, some monsters either don't like humans, like the taste of human flesh, or something more exotic happens, and the human will be dead or something close to it by the end of the encounter.
Second, monsters don't just want the semen for reproductive purposes. Apparently, in this universe, human semen contains some sort of weird energy, fueling the monster's mystical powers, and possibly its superior physical abilities as well. Because everyone likes to be powerful, and because monster hierarchy is based on personal power, many monsters seek not just a single dose of goop, but a long-term source. So, you lose a battle, you tend to get tied down in a cave, kept as a slave in a village, turned into a living statue, or something more exotic, and do nothing but be made to spurt spunk for the rest of your life.
Obviously, either development presents a bit of a snag in your adventuring career, so getting beaten will resulting in a rape scene, followed by a big fat game over.

One fun feature of the game is that, when you lose, you get to ask Ilias for advice. Mixed in with the advice is an enjoyable melange of sarcasm, disappointment and passive aggressiveness. Since the game can be quite hard, and losing is intended to be the erotic part of this porn game, you'll probably be seeing Ilias a lot, to the point where she's pretty much the honorary third main character (and, in Paradox, the actual third main character).


And then suddenly, a big-breasted snake lady falls out of the sky. Don't you hate it when that happens?


You can choose to either stay and help, or leave so you can be on time for your baptism. If you do the latter, you're gonna get raped and murdered in a few more scenes, so let's not do that. Instead, let's go talk to her. If the whole raping and murdering thing didn't tip you off, she's not exactly feeling like being particularly nice today. She bluntly asks you a couple of questions. You can choose to lie or ignore the questions, but she's got some weird mind-control power in her eyes, and she simply forces out the answer.

When she learns that Luka is an aspiring hero, she instantly becomes rather hostile. Apparently, she's not a fan of Ilias or her heroes. However, she's a bit surprised that, despite being a follower of Ilias, Luka doesn't hate monsters on principle, and seeks only to stop the monster lord from perpetuating the current situation. While the monster considers the view childish, she lets Luka go regardless, so he can get baptized.

Which turns out to be rather pointless, since, for no apparent reason, Ilias doesn't show up for the baptism. Luka is understandably not too happy about that, but decides to go on his quest regardless. He's already packed all his stuff anyway, shame to late all that go to waste. He visits his home one last time though, only to find the snake-lady waiting for him. Her name is Alipheese Fateburn XVI, though everyone calls her Alice. She is a being of very simple pleasures.


Luckily for the sake of the plot, Luka turns out to actually be a very good cook, and rather than rape-eating him (a word which I'll get to use way too often in the coming posts), she decides to simply tag along. No, Luka doesn't get to have a say in the matter. This is a fantasy story. It needs a party. Luka, you are not a party. Now let the creepy snake murder-rapist follow you. We might even get a romance sub-plot out of it!




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...so this is what the Monster Girl Encyclopedia more or less exists for? Huh, okay then!

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I gotta say, I'm a little bit disappointed so far. I don't know why, but I imagined that this would be even weirder than what you already presented.
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How do you people find this stuff?
This was recommended to me. For its story.

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I try to keep that somewhat appropriate for kids.

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Yeah, pretty much. They start to get more original (and disturbing) as things go on, but most of the early stuff is based on the encyclopedia. Though apparently, there is a game officially based on the encyclopedia in the works as well.

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I gotta say, I'm a little bit disappointed so far. I don't know why, but I imagined that this would be even weirder than what you already presented.
Generally, the game got weirder as it went on. Part 1 is the Alice and Luka see the world show. Part 2 is the 'we've decided that we're going to have a serious, dark story despite our premise' show. Part 3 is the 'global warfare involving angels, robots and sexy female einstein-prometheus' show.
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