Now I feel combat effective.

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Naturally.

Sounds like a conspiracy crafted by men so that they have an excuse to keep their beards and masculinity.

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“Popularity, I have always thought, may aptly be compared to a coquette - the more you woo her, the more apt is she to elude your embrace.” - John Tyler

Stroke my beard so that it may empower you with the might of the ancients!

And that's how I got Rival on my Warlock during BC. Apparently my beard was not long enough. Might have a shot at Gladiator now.

Somewhere, Sonnellion is crying out in anguish.

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I had a beard, a magnetically sexy beard, so sexy that it attracted lead bullets from paranoid TSA agents. My beard, is now gone.

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Rationalizing the irrational since 2005.

Too brown to fly, brother, too brown to fly.

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Believe it or not, the TSA makes travel miserable for us white folk, too.

I think that whole organization should be shut down. Let airports and airlines privatize their security and treat their passengers like paying customers.

Under your situation they'd probably charge me extra for assplay. No deal.

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My pizza, is now covering my monitor, thank you.

If it's any comfort to you, I got searched every year for the last 5 years at an Italian airport. My sister and my brother in law (with tats and a mohawk) passed without problem, it's always me they pull out.
And it's always the same guard. A 5 feet tall woman in her early thirties with a black mop of curly hair.

But she has an UZI, a nightstick and her biceps is the size of my head so I just remained silent. Can't wait to see her again this year.

Damned genes not allowing me to grow a beard. At most I get fuzzy...

She's not searching you, she's hitting on you. Find a back room and get in some sexy times man.

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Rationalizing the irrational since 2005.

Somewhere of there, Soldrethar is flipping his shit.

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When Bolvar and Cantus agree, you should listen.

Glad I'm not the only one who thought of the lesbian conspiracy or whatever kind of crazy it was he was spamming.

How was it, Sold? I know you're reading this. What were the dangers of shaving, again?

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I think Omacron might want to trade places with you.

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You think?

I'm pretty sure Omacron has already PM'ed him with an offer of his first child in exchange for her name and badge number.

As if I needed another reason to hate my apparent inability to grow an actual beard. It'll grow out to a certain point and then just stop, then it starts looking scraggly and nasty looking so I have no choice but to cut it.

Fuck you facial hair, why can't you just grow completely out?

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"Belief can change worlds and change lives but it can also make us blind."

I can't finish a day without sporting some level of stubble, but that has done not one thing to change the fact that I collapse into a puddle of ouch when anyone so much as taps the right side of my chest. You lie!

Stop ... putting thoughts ... in my head.

I'd hire Oma as a chef in exchange for her ID. But I'd reject his child because I'm sure it'll be a boy and I'm sure he'll turn out to be some Omen / Rosemary's Baby / Deep One demonstarspawn that will replace his with a drill the first chance he gets.
Now explain that beeping in the groin area to a TSA agent.

So, I should have my beard back then.

I just keep the stache with a five o'clock shadow now.

In other news, ZZ Top is on my list of people to recruit during the outbreak.



Guy in the middle gets a pass because his name is Frank Beard.

My first thought aswell.

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