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Old 04-10-2012, 04:37 PM
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Old 04-10-2012, 04:39 PM
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Now I feel combat effective.
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Old 04-10-2012, 04:41 PM
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Old 04-10-2012, 04:44 PM
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Sounds like a conspiracy crafted by men so that they have an excuse to keep their beards and masculinity.
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Old 04-10-2012, 04:45 PM
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Old 04-10-2012, 04:47 PM
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And that's how I got Rival on my Warlock during BC. Apparently my beard was not long enough. Might have a shot at Gladiator now.
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Old 04-10-2012, 04:48 PM
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Somewhere, Sonnellion is crying out in anguish.
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Old 04-10-2012, 04:50 PM
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I had a beard, a magnetically sexy beard, so sexy that it attracted lead bullets from paranoid TSA agents. My beard, is now gone.
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Old 04-10-2012, 04:51 PM
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I had a beard, a magnetically sexy beard, so sexy that it attracted lead bullets from paranoid TSA agents. My beard, is now gone.
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Old 04-10-2012, 04:54 PM
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I had a beard, a magnetically sexy beard, so sexy that it attracted lead bullets from paranoid TSA agents. My beard, is now gone.
Believe it or not, the TSA makes travel miserable for us white folk, too.

I think that whole organization should be shut down. Let airports and airlines privatize their security and treat their passengers like paying customers.
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Old 04-10-2012, 04:55 PM
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Believe it or not, the TSA makes travel miserable for us white folk, too.

I think that whole organization should be shut down. Let airports and airlines privatize their security and treat their passengers like paying customers.
Under your situation they'd probably charge me extra for assplay. No deal.
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Old 04-10-2012, 05:01 PM
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Under your situation they'd probably charge me extra for assplay. No deal.
My pizza, is now covering my monitor, thank you.
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Old 04-10-2012, 05:02 PM
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I had a beard, a magnetically sexy beard, so sexy that it attracted lead bullets from paranoid TSA agents. My beard, is now gone.
If it's any comfort to you, I got searched every year for the last 5 years at an Italian airport. My sister and my brother in law (with tats and a mohawk) passed without problem, it's always me they pull out.
And it's always the same guard. A 5 feet tall woman in her early thirties with a black mop of curly hair.

But she has an UZI, a nightstick and her biceps is the size of my head so I just remained silent. Can't wait to see her again this year.
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Old 04-10-2012, 05:08 PM
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Damned genes not allowing me to grow a beard. At most I get fuzzy...
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Old 04-10-2012, 05:08 PM
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If it's any comfort to you, I got searched every year for the last 5 years at an Italian airport. My sister and my brother in law (with tats and a mohawk) passed without problem, it's always me they pull out.
And it's always the same guard. A 5 feet tall woman in her early thirties with a black mop of curly hair.

But she has an UZI, a nightstick and her biceps is the size of my head so I just remained silent. Can't wait to see her again this year.
She's not searching you, she's hitting on you. Find a back room and get in some sexy times man.
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Old 04-10-2012, 05:11 PM
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Somewhere of there, Soldrethar is flipping his shit.
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Old 04-10-2012, 05:15 PM
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Old 04-10-2012, 05:32 PM
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Somewhere of there, Soldrethar is flipping his shit.
Glad I'm not the only one who thought of the lesbian conspiracy or whatever kind of crazy it was he was spamming.

How was it, Sold? I know you're reading this. What were the dangers of shaving, again?
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Old 04-10-2012, 05:50 PM
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If it's any comfort to you, I got searched every year for the last 5 years at an Italian airport. My sister and my brother in law (with tats and a mohawk) passed without problem, it's always me they pull out.
And it's always the same guard. A 5 feet tall woman in her early thirties with a black mop of curly hair.

But she has an UZI, a nightstick and her biceps is the size of my head so I just remained silent. Can't wait to see her again this year.
I think Omacron might want to trade places with you.
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Old 04-10-2012, 05:54 PM
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I think Omacron might want to trade places with you.
You think?

I'm pretty sure Omacron has already PM'ed him with an offer of his first child in exchange for her name and badge number.
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Old 04-10-2012, 06:44 PM
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As if I needed another reason to hate my apparent inability to grow an actual beard. It'll grow out to a certain point and then just stop, then it starts looking scraggly and nasty looking so I have no choice but to cut it.

Fuck you facial hair, why can't you just grow completely out?
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Old 04-10-2012, 06:52 PM
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I can't finish a day without sporting some level of stubble, but that has done not one thing to change the fact that I collapse into a puddle of ouch when anyone so much as taps the right side of my chest. You lie!
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Old 04-10-2012, 07:44 PM
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Stop ... putting thoughts ... in my head.

I'd hire Oma as a chef in exchange for her ID. But I'd reject his child because I'm sure it'll be a boy and I'm sure he'll turn out to be some Omen / Rosemary's Baby / Deep One demonstarspawn that will replace his with a drill the first chance he gets.
Now explain that beeping in the groin area to a TSA agent.
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Old 04-11-2012, 04:47 AM
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So, I should have my beard back then.

I just keep the stache with a five o'clock shadow now.

In other news, ZZ Top is on my list of people to recruit during the outbreak.



Guy in the middle gets a pass because his name is Frank Beard.
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Old 04-11-2012, 08:19 AM
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Somewhere of there, Soldrethar is flipping his shit.
My first thought aswell.
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