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Old 06-15-2009, 12:39 PM
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Darkmoon Card: Blue Dragon Warcraft: The REAL Story of Artas Menetil

Artas Menetil waited. The torches around him flikered and spew smoke out in the air. There were undeas in the city. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for days. His warnings to Uhter Lightbinger were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Artas was a paladin for three years. When he was young he watched the armies and he said to dad "I want to be on a horse daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY ORCS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the Statholme city of the Lorderon he knew there were undeds.
"This is Uhter" the chat window blinkded. "You must fight the undeds!"
So Artas gotted his runesowrds and cut down the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the undeds
"I will swing at him" said the abomonotion and he atacked the meethookes. Artas swingded at him and tried to stroke him down. But then the town fall fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the undeds" he shouted
The chat said "No, Artas. You are the undeds"
And then Artas was a death night.

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Special thanks to Peter Chimaera, the literary genius of our time.
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Old 06-15-2009, 01:11 PM
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~ an epic ~
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Old 06-15-2009, 01:15 PM
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~ an epic ~
I didn't know you appreciated literature.
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Old 06-15-2009, 01:38 PM
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I didn't know you appreciated literature.
I even have an account and anything.

I also suck at commenting and am very lazy.

It's a travesty that it was removed from ff.net.
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I went on the site and the title: DEVIL MAY CRY: TEH CRYING OF THE DEMON made me lol.
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Old 06-15-2009, 02:29 PM
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I don't get it. It's Kerrah's parody, someone else's parody or something else's serious writing and Kerrah is doing parody our of it?
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Old 06-15-2009, 02:32 PM
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That is an insult to Doom, and that can never be forgiven. Ever.
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Old 06-15-2009, 02:33 PM
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I don't get it. It's Kerrah's parody, someone else's parody or something else's serious writing and Kerrah is doing parody our of it?
It's my parody of a parody of bad fanfics.
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Old 06-15-2009, 02:35 PM
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It's my parody of a parody of bad fanfics.
Oh. And I'm supposed to laugh now?
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Old 06-15-2009, 02:37 PM
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Oh. And I'm supposed to laugh now?
Well, I got a laugh from making it, so it's worth the two minutes that took.
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Old 06-15-2009, 03:07 PM
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Well, I got a laugh from making it, so it's worth the two minutes that took.
HAHAHAHAHA.

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Old 06-15-2009, 04:25 PM
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It's my parody of a parody of bad fanfics.
LIES. DOOM REPERCUSSIONS OF EVIL is the single greatest literary masterpiece of our time. Three times over.
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Old 06-15-2009, 05:25 PM
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Oh. And I'm supposed to laugh now?
Once again, Xarthat ruins the fun with his lack of knowledge about such epic writings as Doom: Repercussions of Evil.
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Old 06-15-2009, 05:27 PM
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DOOM REPERCUSSIONS OF EVIL, I sincerely hope, will be our generation's most lasting legacy to the afterworld. It should be inscribed into the surface of the moon in twenty-mile high letters.
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Old 06-16-2009, 03:28 AM
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LIES. DOOM REPERCUSSIONS OF EVIL is the single greatest literary masterpiece of our time. Three times over.
Yes, and it is a parody of bad fanfics, which is why it's such a work of genius.
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Old 06-16-2009, 05:01 AM
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Once again, Xarthat ruins the fun with his lack of knowledge about such epic writings as Doom: Repercussions of Evil.
What? I laughed!
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Old 06-16-2009, 05:54 AM
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You wish you were as good as the genius that Chimaera.

I remember when the only stuff about him was the stuff in YTMND of his Castlevania fics, he sure came a long way.
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Old 06-16-2009, 08:36 AM
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MASTERPIECE!!!! xDDD

It was about time. Now, we need another one with Illidan...

Illidan Stormrage waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the forest. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Malfurion Stormrage were not listened to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Illidan was a demon hunter for ten thousand years. When he was young he watched the summonings of the highborne and he said to Tyrande "I want to be on the summonings Tyrande."
Tyrande said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed her. Then as she got kidnapped she stopped. But now in the night elf base of the Sentinels he knew there were demons.
"This is Malfurion" the sentinel owl crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So Illidan gotted his demonic warblades and blew up the altar of the Skull of Gul'dan.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said Tichondrius and he casted the carrion swarm. Illidan manabursted at him and tried to immolate him up. But then the infernal fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The sentinel owl said "No, Illidan. You are the demons"
And then Illidan was a demon.
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Old 06-16-2009, 08:41 AM
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It's weird how well you can capture the essence of their stories this way.
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Old 06-16-2009, 11:48 AM
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In my humble opinion, Lon's story fails because it removed the typos but left in the stylistic errors.
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Old 06-16-2009, 12:07 PM
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In my humble opinion, Lon's story fails because it removed the typos but left in the stylistic errors.


At least I managed to tell Illidan's story, since his betrayal to join Azshara until the death of Tichondrius .
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Old 06-19-2009, 12:40 PM
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In my humble opinion, Lon's story fails because it removed the typos but left in the stylistic errors.
Actually, you added too many typos. There were fewer in the original story.
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Old 06-19-2009, 12:42 PM
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Actually, you added too many typos. There were fewer in the original story.
It's mostly because there's no credible way to misspell "demons", but there is for "undead".
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Old 06-19-2009, 01:04 PM
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You should have included Arthas´ last name each time you mentioned him and mispelled it in a different every time. It´s one of his things mispelling the same word in a different way all the time.
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Old 06-19-2009, 01:05 PM
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It's mostly because there's no credible way to misspell "demons", but there is for "undead".
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