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Old 12-02-2009, 02:02 AM
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Horde Flag Let's Make a Porno! (NSFW)

Ok right off the bat a few things, I'm probably going to be taking up alot of space in this thread, and debated on wether or not to put in in fan fic, but it's NOT AT ALL WC related. Nor Am I trying to pester people to help with my movie, ask anyone to promote it, like it, or anything like that. Just want to get some other people's input on this project before I start making phone calls and trying to get this thing going. Guess I just need to make sure the jokes are funny, characters make sense etc....and it's kind of the thing we talk about around here anyway so what the hell.

LON-ami: I need ur input if u ever read this right here at the top brother. you can call me an idiot it's ok man. I just want to know what everyone thinks of this shit ^^

That being said, this movie I'm making also happens to be a B-Comedy/porno flick. Kind of Lampoons but more Tits. Trying also to keep it funny and interesting, with characters and plot that go somewhere, not just your standard pRon0 affair with bad acting and worse music.

So going for witty with titties here not the main focus be on sex all the time. But telling a story of our heroes living out there lives in a shitty, Penny Arcade inspired stoner pad. Which happens to be above.....Drumroll Please!

Perfect 10 Pizza

So here's a few notes to get you on the same page as I am, and so that this will all make a bit of sense. Not the whole thing by any means but I have lots more to post in the next few days.

So yeah, two stoners, who, live above a pizza place that happens to be run by a coke-headed foreign guy who has too much chest hair, who keeps lots of nice looking ladies in work, but he's enough of a slimeball to hit on them every chance he gets. (Don't worry, in the Apocolypse movie, he dies early and ends up mutated into a deformed, zombie Slimeball monster.) So yes this is a legit pizza place, not just a set and has a funny living world around it with what I'm calling Naked Interludes. Where characters in the movie happen to be fucking, but that for example will shake the walls so hard during the climax, and knock the stoner's bong off the shelf, which they storm downstairs and bitch about, ending the scene and making dick and weed jokes.

She asks wether they ordered a pizza or not (silly bimbo) and they remind her that they did, like an hour before, and they live right upstairs and they still haven't gotten it. She asks if it was sausage, because if so she is greedy with that kind of thing.

Pretty standard in this flick lol. That's just kind of the humor I'm going for here, I don't have the writing laptop in front of me but please any feedback is appreciated as always. I'll be coming back and updating if anyone's interested and getting a little more into detail. Really just this is a taste of what we've been doing over the last few days/weeks/months/years and wanted to see if that would be funny shit to see in a porno movie basically.

Also have some concept art, scripts un-finished etc. No funding yet, but I'm using all my sources and something should pull through in the next few weeks or months but the thing in it's complete form should be on youtube or something if you get curious in a year check it out!!(No link yet lol, no website either)
This thing is in it's baby stage and I'm looking for funny, creative people to help me work on this idea. But I'm still looking for producer/creative/film maker funny guys who may want to check it out. Also actors/extras, cameos and just anyone slightly interested, CHECK BACK SOON!

PM me for e-mail or whatever. I need some trolling in this as well, and need to know if something not funny, stupid, lame whatever just lookin for some feedback, and will probably post a plot outline in the next few days, time and schedule allowing.

Heh one last thing. Lob, one of the stoner guys who lives upstairs, is a minor character in the porno, just one liners etc. His friend call him El Lobo and he's an outdoorsy crazy bearded Ted Nugent man. Always trying to get some Sleep and Climb that Holy Mountain maaaaaaan. Wears his flannels un-tucked and his beard long, also a wolverine/Danzig fan, so he keeps his sideburns long. I just find that he's particularly funny because he reminds me of someone I know quite well, and maybe talk about what his beard should like like with other beard enthusiasts.

Still don't like it too much in this picture, makes me look like an amateur, just caught me on a bad night I swear!!1! But basically what you're working with more scruffy and grizzly but kind of a maniac. Still a likeable guy I hope.

Also guess it's a good time to say, this is not yet made, so please don't use anything in here for your own gains, without permission or at the very least mentioning it to meh. Other than that be back soon hope to see some good ideas!

For overall concept, think and see if you haven't:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124819/

Shit like this. and just a touch of the third lol
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Old 12-02-2009, 05:11 AM
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Haha honestly you are one awesome fucker. Props to the thread! I love guys like you who i can randomly talk cyber shit for giggles and whatnot. Gotta say theres some quality right here, too bad nothing beats "whos nailing palin" and "left 4 head" serie. Those are class A cinema..cagropthyhowdoispellthis? quality my friend.

PS. I guess you like Seth Rogen humour i take it? Zack & Mini do a Porno is a pretty much the same thing as this thread hehe.
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Old 12-02-2009, 05:56 AM
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Horde Flag New Lob, New count.

Wow well thank you good sir. Drz the man got me off to an early start this morning and being creative. Thank you all you good sirs who help me keep the Dark ones at bay....

Some feedback I'm looking for can be explained better in this conversation I had with me dear old mudda this AM: She also asks about my Cat (not in the pic that's a random of something I was talking about)

But this explains everything Gentlemen: I'm not a sleezy guy really!!
And Drz my Roomates happened to be watching that movie and this will sound like Bullshit but no joke. I've been working on this project a bit lately and that movie reminded me I can do this all myself right now in Kenosha Wisconsin for not that much money with some creative thinkers. it literally sparked my creative flame over the last few years and also days. i just get the humor and really dig it I guess.

So here it all is (well not all not the script or concept art but yeah just an overview) some love goes out to the music thread in this one!


Date: Wed, 2 Dec 2009 07:38:10 -0600
From: M****.Chel***@drivecon. com
Subject: RE: That's our guy!!!
To: thelob@live.com

Good morning Caleb,

Wow - you are really funny and creative. Is the cat New Cat? I did like you pizza theme yesterday as well. I would suggest you start to keep an efile of all the ideas and songs and stuff you have done . . you may be able to turn it all into a business.

What are you doing at the Rotary dinner - going along as a sidekick or serving?

Love you a bunch and have a great day,

Mom

PS - for extra $$ I will pay you to work at Joels new house . . not as much as Grandpa but cash on the barrell. I was thinking $7/hr - offer only for you, no friends as it will be until the house sells that I recoup a profit.

>>> lob chell <thelob@live.com> 12/2/2009 7:29 AM >>>
Hey momma, I'm up early before class so I thought I'd let you know how funny this is. The two attachments are Phil with my humor injected and the second is something you just need to wait and see what the heck that means, but it WILL mean something I promise you. I don't see you enough so I thought I'd catch you up on what I've been up to so if you have a few minutes I'd love it if you'd give me some feedback in the next few weeks about what you think about all of this. I should have a finished script and soundtrack by then too. Just no film makers or high end cameras amirite?!

Warning: This e-mail get's Ramble-y!



The link attached is a local boy, Douglas Walker, who is currently making movies, like Danny Boarini and Vinny are doing. He does characters and voices and reviews old movies, almost like Ebert and Roper, with a touch of comedy but a look back at movies we grew up with. Don't watch at work, kind of loud.
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/vid...4217-jackfrost

Really funny creative stuff and he's doing it all himself, posted about an hour ago on his own website and youtube.com by the mid-day the views will be in the thousands, that's insane. It's Sociology at it's coolest seeing the new ways people work with machines and creativity to carve out a living for themselves in the world and it's something I myself may be interested in. Like his Classy "Bar Scenes"http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/vgcon/5904-ep1mario

But something I'm interested in along with many many things of my own so I thought I'd show ya everything I'm working on at the moment.


http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1190..._make_a_porno/

Not quite, the thing is, this isn't a movie I'm going to be making one, but this kind of thing becoming more popular strengthens my resolve to get my message across.
Rolling Stone from the last month or two:

http://www.rollingstone.com/news/sto...ment_in_denial

We all get a little bit crazy every now and then don't we?!

Thanks for replying this early Drz, good to know someone out there is still staring at their monitor too. lol u da man.

And some stuff like pictures of my crazy cool old grandpa+me on it. Please if you are at all interested send me an e-mail or PM.


EDIT: Metzen from 2008 on creativity
http://about-creativity.com/2008/04/...zen-part-2.php


EDIT2:Bam Kick it up a notch, concept art coming from us to you in a few short hours. script next. So by the end of this weekend this thread will be cleaned up and organized but no time right now! Good Lard-o Lad mascots for old pizza places and pictures of buildings coming your way soon! Pride I need you to check this stuff out man.

Do Want:
http://www.orgazmodvd.com/

EDIT: Nothing yet eh? pretty crazy but worth a check out if anyone has an open mind and a few minutes to check out.

I do have concept art and pics of the possible set if that will help lol. Sorry I've been telling everyone I want involved in this and that includes ppl on here so bear with me plzzzz. Concept art should be up late this PM I need to go to Rotary Club free steak dinner and get dressed up tonight lol. and return my grandpas copy of Walden heh. So BRB I'll bring my friends and you bring yours hehe. be up sooner rather than later gents.

Hidden nothing yet eh? pretty crazy but worth a check out if anyone has an open mind and a few minutes to check out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=op5YQXyvQP0

Good stuff, almost oldies, what this man was raised on yes sirree

Well XIE it was a well fought match sir, But I am feeling smug with my victory over the Dark ones, as well as your pathetic committees to help no one with anything. HARRUMPH also:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYoh_sV35eA

and something else in hereeee its aaaaaa....
http://reason.com/archives/1995/04/01/in-praise-of-porn

And also....The thunder god Commands so his will must be done...Here I call him, the Chaos Count BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Again not something to watch at work, but when you have some time and are in a nice relaxed good mood check it out, hilarious stuff. I'm writing a script right now about Timmy playing: "Downtown" Joe Brown, the wise talking man, and old time-y country boy like myself. He has a lust for life and is lusting for his true love, in a very classic young man way. He's the hero in all of my stories, and I'm doing the soundtrack etc. and getting my friends and people who know what they are doing around a movie set, like Joe's brothers and actor people like Tim who are just silly guys and writing some really cool stuff I want to get out there. A good way to refocus and get my mind back on what I am passionate about I guess.

But I've been pouring myself and my own experiences into these characters and they really are turning out well. Hope you'll like it once it's a more completed project but it's something I want to talk to Grandpa Phil and Ole about tomorrow when we're working and at dinner. Maybe be an independent film in the works lol.
I also want to talk to a wise old Sociology Prof. I had at UW, his name is Roger Ohr and he really impressed me and Dan when we had him in 101 and he was very open for a man his age but I just need to catch up with him.


Sorry for dumping all of this on you but I still need someone to keep my life together, even if I'm aww grown'd up nao, and I can even say "Fuck" in the kitchen. Good stuff though maybe have more news on a new job situation soon, and doing something I actually enjoy! i also want to get Dr. Tim's thoughts on myself and reacting to the music business/film making crazy lifestyle. Kind of my thing I guess but I want to see what he thinks on the subject regardless. I know I must seem a bit wound up or whatever, and sorry to freak you out if I did, it's just that I'm really focused on something else at the moment. I'm really seeing my place in the world right now, things are clicking nicely and I'm seeing opportunities open up for myself everywhere I look. Even marketing class taught me that people enjoy extra merch. when they buy something, so as an added bonus we're printing up T-shirts to sell with a DVD in local shops, with internet addresses etc. and try to stir something up. The Perfect 10 Pizza thing I mentioned briefly tonight with Dan. Something along the lines of Joel's Steve's Pizza shirt, with Perfect 10 Pizza and a fake phone number printed on the front in a faded, baseball Americana style Font and our website on the back. Called
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guerrilla_marketing


And I'm seeing it in places like these. scroll down a few notches to the middle video there, kind of a new school website and check out the add. Edgy and cool and good for the environment and that's the important thing.
http://www.vfxtalk.com/forum/shilo-r...d-t20806.html?

Spending time down in Pet's again, for the second time in my life and enjoying nature, just like I did when I came to school that once or twice and we got that awesome natural spring water. Now again I find myself drawn to the same fufilling hobbies you put in me, and I love knowing that's where I got it from, my Momma who loved her some Rush when she was a kid. I'm getting to be a kid so much longer than you got to and I can't imagine how hard it would be to work myself out of your situation, so I'm staying careful because I feel young and strong and ready to have a bit of fun.
Something I've been loving and thought you may enjoy today. kind of loud but should be ok to shut your door when you have time.



And that's something I can see myself really thriving at. It's really I think my calling I can speak to everyone I know on a very personal basis, and am very emotional, which I think myself and Joe Boarini can write very well together from all of his English classes and we both had Mrs. Harviuex to thank for i guess hehe. Me and Joe are clicking on a very cool level and it's coming across on paper, would on film and with our friends. People are getting excited about it and I am too, as I started writing this in the last few weeks, and everyone I know knows about it, I feel like it's something special.

I'm seeing it as a bit of a Good Will Hunting thing, Ask Aunt Diane about how that movie was written by two college buddies.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119217/

If you've never seen it amazing movie written by two college buddies, ended up becoming millionaires, has Robin Williams in it and is a great movie for family movie night or something.
Like this movie we watched in Ms. Harviuex's class senior year, Called "What Dreams May Come" I was really impressed then and would be now if you have a free night this week to pop some popcorn I'd love to come home and spend some time watching this with you and talking about it a bit afterwords. With stuff like this around me life sure is beautiful, just growing up I guess. But I'm doing all right this is on my playlists making me positive and whatnot hehe underground positive rock I love it and am trying to promote it and maybe get them to do a guest track for free or for a small fee I could even record it for us I can do all the work if they send me a rough recording!! it's what I'm thinking about.
Good stuff here momma you know all about it.
"We call get a little crazy don't we?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fykUc...eature=related


Just a reminder to myself to cut this off, just wanted to say again that I know this seems like a giant e-mail of nothing, if you start at the top and work your way down it makes a whole lot of sense and since I don't get to see you much in person I just wanted to explain what's going on in my life right now I guess. I'm going to be spending the next few months exploring America and my own personal talents and callings and would love everyone's support through all of this. I know I'm sounding spazzy right now but I'm really doing fine, just really really excited at all of these creative ideas that can land me a cool job that I adore you know? Something I've always been worried about I guess, as I remember talking to you late, angst filled nights, talking about what I thought about this world right now and it's social structure at probably the age of about 15. I have it in my blood and I need to chase my dreams for a while I'm sick of working and not going anywhere so I'm focusing on this aspect of my life for a while. Just wanted to say in all of this you and Pa played a huge role in forming me into the unique person I feel that I am today, and I want to share that so I'm pulling alot of you guys in for my inspiration. Alot of these jokes and scenes are pulled directly from time spent at home with family or friends and I miss family game night so I write it into my novel/script ideas alot. Just wanted to say hello this early morning I guess.

Love you so much and miss you,
Your son
~Lob


More Movie stuff Not so much my feelings on all of this.

(PS I even wrote in a very small part for Jacek as a crazy foreign boss downstairs, again obviously another thing I wanted to incorporate from my life and be able to laugh about when a few years ago I may have felt differently. But he's kind of a sleeze (not that Jacek is) and has a hairy chest and loves the ladies and his rings and necklaces etc. This has led him to owning a Pizza place called Perfect 10 Pizza. He runs the place and hires only hottie girls because he's a dirty old man and wants to try and impress the ladies while he still can. The finer things in life but that mentality doesn't do him very well when he runs into our heroes: "Downtown" Joesph Brown (Timmy) El Lobo crazy sideburns man, and wolverine fanatic (Lob) Danicio (Dan) and Joe playing someone else, probably himself joining together FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!

Something like my dudes from Mystery Science Theater did throughout the Midwest through the 90s and doing it on my own life I guess, just drawing on all of my experiences and opinions on whats funny and whats good in the world. But it's very funny stuff right now, and I have some great budding romances too! for a small taste of their talents from MN I bring you....MST3K I worship them and think they are hilarious. I think I have a pretty good grasp on humor at this point in my life, even weird stuff like this. But it's all helping me become a more well rounded person.

http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=best of mst3k

REO Vid: reminds me of myself the last few years heh but I'm looking upwards.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFNDht4w4fA


Love you again, Lob
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 2009 09:13:26 -0400
From: Marcia.Chellman@drivecon.com
To: Joel.Chellman@drivecon.com; thelob@live.com
Subject: Fwd: That's our guy!!!



Photo taken by Aunt Karen

All just ideas nothing concrete, so please no flames, just constructive criticism please. Remeber this is an old school National Lampoon type movie gentlemen and can get a bit adult.


NSFW tags will be everywhere!! But this thread needs a certain level of maturity to even come across so this I assume and hopefully our mods can cut me a break here.


Also: for the kiddies this is what I sent to my mother this AM explaining my GREAT JUSTIS!! I know this can be hard to follow but stick with me please. Give me a few days to get this all worked out and I'll be back with a vengence!

Just for an extra idea of what exactly I'm rambling about, it follows as such.....madness.... Kotaku Radio and these things.
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Old 12-02-2009, 03:43 PM
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Woah that's one hefty post.

I read through it, but I don't want to pretend I know exactly what you have in mind.

Summarise everything in three sentences, for the lay folk!
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I was always disappointed by Pizza-themed porns. They're never willing to incorporate the pizza in to it as a prop comedy piece. Not even BigSausagePizza.com, whose gimmick was having the dude be a pizza guy with his dick stuck through the pizza, was ever willing to have the chick sit on the pizza while they bang.
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Horde Flag No Sir!

100% Guaranteed not to just flop out, I have alot of good crazy ideaas and alot more to share with you guys. Please though any feedback is acceptable and welcome. You too shall see bearded one, that the Light is not the only thing that shines like a Supernova in this universe!!

But seriously it's not a boring pizza porn, its really actually kind of funny, but I have maybe funding for a PORN flick to get the quick cash or whatever the investor is doing, but we're rolling these guys over to the next films, books, comics whatever! These girls are raunchy, and know when to use their womanly wiles. When a dude asks wheres my 'za honey, She responds, "Oh was it sausage? I'm always extra greedy with the meat."

Only people working in this movie MUST BE positive, willing to take a few chances, and generally have a good time, Nor regrets.

No Remorse, No Regrets. Just fun and a porno for this guy please. Lot's more script and concept stuff now, the time is right for Chaos to Shine above all others!!1!!

Soundtrack to get you in the mood: Thanks Music Thread and whoever posted this killer shit over there! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpV5InLw52U

Just get get you in the mood for this concept art and what not, crazy stuff and it needs crazy concept art to go along with and boy do we have alot to share for storyboarding w.e Anyone please feel free to get in on this thing! I know it's off the beaten path a bit but hey I play a Ted Nugent Hunter in the first place man.

I'm just trying to talk to as many smart people as I can right now to keep my ideas from flying everywhere, and need a bit of help staying on track etc. from time to time.

Still Looking For:

A director/ producers and the sort who know their way around nice equipment (Borrowed) and not break it! Mixing boards cables, soundtrack and general "Behind the scenes" type stuff like this

Actors, extras, Input, Ideads

Sets, cameras/mics (I can scrounge up alot of this stuff myself)

Someone who can keep this KAOS on track. someone with a cool head who knows how to use it in case of emergencies and things going wrong. Alot will, trust me.

Vision.

Web designers!!-anyone?? Sure isn't me I know just enough of coding etc. to get by but I sure can't host/run a website, I'm lost in the dark in that aspect. I don't use facebook or anything like that atm. does anyone that would like to help make banners and spread the word??

Hard work and love for a project.

It's just something to do over winter break anyways, so I'm going all out and trying to get this done in the next 4-6 months. Year at longest.

It takes alot of free time tough, and alot of dedication for those possibly interested. Please give feedback and PMs, funny story emails, texts img macros, it all helps and makes you a more funny, cool person imo. I think I'm in the right place.

So some pics: Random stuff from today and the last few weeks: still coming soon. aiming for about 12 Midnight CST (here)

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Woah that's one hefty post.

I read through it, but I don't want to pretend I know exactly what you have in mind.

Summarise everything in three sentences, for the lay folk!
It's coming this moment good sir. trying to keep it simple but get my point across (think it's getting about there at this point lol too much typing later.)

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After having skimmed these massive tomes all I can say is, I wish you'd have mentioned this round about six months earlier. Now I've got a business to build/run so I guess for now I'll just drop whatever funny prono ideas that happen to crop up in the back of my brain here. Still good luck to you.

Edit: Oh and I nearly forgot, stick to hyperlinks, even if the thread says NSFW. We're generally lenient about what gets linked here so long as it's not virus filled or illegal (i.e. your explicit actors are over the age of 18), but direct pics just send too much of the wrong message.
Well thank you kind sir, anything you can throw our way is always appreciated. Turns out it will probably be going on in late winter/early spring and summer. So we still have some time to lock up our valuables and try to make this crazy movie.



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Concept art to follow! SOOn MORTALS!!!
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Horde Flag OK REAL SHIT time:

So submitted for your approval, a tale possibly not even worth telling lol.

Perfect "10" Pizza
The Movie
A Pizza Puffers Production:

Still concept art but now on to storyboarding, here's some shit to get you in the mood, allow me to be our guide through this strange place:

"Downtown" Joe Brown: Our hero, my good friend Timmy.
He's a man's man but has a heart of gold. See's a bird flying in the breeze beyond his smoky kitchen at the pizza place, but is surrounded by yammering bimbos.

So yeah he's out GOLDEN BOY (No golden showers lul) but the All-American kid growin up in a small boring city in Wisconsin.

Here's me and him a whiiile ago but this is how I see him, awkward, but very charismatic, loves to FUCK! which can be important in pr0ns.



There's these bad kids he's been hanging around with so if it seems like I've been a bit strange lately, just getting into writing this character, as I know him better than he thinks.

I give you...EL LOBO! AwooOOOooo

He howls at the moon, loves nature, basically your standard, bad advice giving stoner who always follows his heart, and just trys to not lose his mind. Self portrait here for this crazy asshole and some notes, pics w.e enjoy the fruits of our labor for a minute!
Some of this stuff may not be movie related, but it's how I write, sor-wy.


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EL LOBO: JOSE Downtown Joe brown
And the place it may be filmed.

More to follow in coming hours/days check back for more scripts etc.
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Horde Flag Front store, P-10-P

Out of attachments sorry for EPIC TRIPLE POSTS!!!!

Here's the place from the front, basically what we're looking for, Apartment upstairs, kitchen and table area downstairs, and a counter fountain machine etc. to give it a pizza place feel.

The boss is a psycho (loosely based around a few of my own, as well as just characters and people in the world in general. But I'm tired more to follow. Thanks for the feedback everyone, we need al we can get so thanks again!1!

But lots of jokes about sausage pizza, () and their crazy screaming boss yelling at them with one regular guy surrounded by this madness and two stoners who live upstairs and are oblivious to the scandalous happenings going on downstairs, utterly lol.
This is HOT KARL: Karlinsky "K.Y." Yapavich

Based (very loosely) off of Jacek. Chest hair and sleezbag lol. He hired all the hotties to work for him, wanting only to get a slice for himself. But he hires one nice, smart, pretty girl, that "Downtown" Joesph Brown really falls for. He's a country boy and shes a sophisticated Small City Girl w/ glasses and pigtail. Juxtaposition is nice with the other blonde, big breasted ladies.


MORE SHIT!: Reason article from mid 90's about porn empowering women lol worth a read. I need my dignity dammit!!
http://reason.com/archives/1995/04/01/in-praise-of-porn


Also: this...http://about-creativity.com/2008/04/...zen-part-2.php


Metzen again on creativity, trying to get it flowing in the room, we heed your words Thunder God and will trample your foes!!


Also guys there other cool stuff going on here, Check out Pride's indy comic/show RP toons kind of idea. stuff like that to get the community creative chaotic juices flowing.
COOL STUFF, TRYING TO CATCH THIS FEEL for the 2 stoner characters ideas?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0fqgq6ZMZY

Also !! I'm no sleazy porno guy! For realz!!! trust ur man Lob will ya? We prefer modern day outlaws lol.

To show you what I'm preaching, here.

ALL THIS SHIT:
THIS IS IT, the whole movie wrapped up in some somewhat easy to follow purrdy pictures I've been making and working on etc. Much more (and better) to follow, more Chaos etc. but moreso more movie. soon

EDIT: Ok a bit more tonight.

Alrighty while trolling my way across the interwebz I saw this and thought it was a good vid to show what I'm trying to get across with the basic humor and just to basically show how silly I'm getting with the Humor of this Movie.

K So Joe "downtown" Brown (Timmy) is just a bit like urkel. Like I said on the mail convo with me and my mudda about what I'm going for here for tim's toon in this flick.
http://www.cinemassacre.com/new/?p=3450
He's kind of like a likeable urkel, much like he is in RL where I know him, not just pretend internet imagination world.

Something we've been throwing around the living room the last few days, as well as one the interwebz and cell phones. He's a love-able bumbley klutz, but we all love him anyways. We cheer for him the whole movie, Giving it FOCUS.

The humor is the glue that is hold this whole thing together. lol

Coming soon in the PRoN Thread!`~


ok so character sheets, kind of like sign ups but w.e just to figure out who's doing what with our friends, and should make it easier for everyone to follow as we go along here lol.

So signups on here I need
Tim here, Met3l_n3rd here i need some BOBO, Dan-nay some BT and VER and Tai's running around driving me crazy and giving me inspiration for this shit!!

Thread Also needs:Big ben, Sierra, jeff, lisa, lisa's mom, ken, big mike, jess, cara, rachel, ashley, ole, g-phil, jarrod, joel, Allie, Chachie, Austin-o the bosstin-o, Sam(wise) the man! The Don! and

casey (the mighty lvl 4 forest mage) Dragon Age owns lol. Even my older not geeky roomate girl is playing it and getting IC because I immerse her in the world and let her know what a real RPG plays like and how interesting it can be.


I need everyone's help to try and make this thing so thanks for all the support everyone! Pizza's on me next weekend! We all need to catch up!!

keep it coming guys it's coming together nicely!

Cantus and Drz and Pride and Oma and roland and (xie!!!11!!!111) and just everyone, you really are helping with this, whether you know it or not over the last few days.

thanks and any thoughts please share!

Good day and Good Luck sirs,

~Lob-Soggoth Chellman
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Horde Flag Other threads you should check out if you find this interesting

Ok so with all of this nonsense flying everywhere like monkey poop, I need to focus (NOT HOCUS POCUS) on the project as a whole and where I want it to go. I'll be reading but prob not posting just writing and doing shows etc, as well as my own life type things I need to do from time to time lol. like work and parties this weekend so maybe I'll get back to everyone on monday but I'll take some funny videos maybe and pics at the party and try to get the ppl up in the city jamming on this good shit too lololololol.

Oh gawd now I'm nervous, Cantus talk me off stage plz.

And for video hosting (???) Here or at youtube or where do we want the video type stuff? on my hard drive? or in an epic thread on SoL????????

Cool stuff from everyone and check out these other great threads if you liked this one, it's what is inspiring me to do this in the first place.

PLEASE DARK GODS MORE OF THIS!
http://www.scrollsoflore.com/forums/...203#post166203

PRIDE
http://www.scrollsoflore.com/forums/...ead.php?t=5592

Cantus
http://www.scrollsoflore.com/forums/...ead.php?t=4425

Cool stuff I'd love to see it updated sometimes lol.

Me and Drz know what up with wolvie and varian and garrosh etc. which we tend to ramble about awesomely

And thanks to the trolling buddies (You know who you are, and get no name drops from this upstanding man on the world!)


But really thanks everyone for being cool
Whoa, like epic thread man, my head is like, heh heh spinning over here.

~Lob
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Holy fuck I am confused, this is like some sort of brainstorm?
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Due to people ignoring the no advertising rules around here repeatedly, this and any other thread I find that promote only self-interest are going to be locked. If you want to advertise your own endeavors I'll have a "Business" thread stickied in the gen forums.

Sincerely and with regret,
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