I'm glad you like it. Don't stare at it for too long, though, as your eyes might pop out of their sockets and flee the scene.

All I can say is:
Mission
Friggin'
Accomplished.

Well, you see, the profile page I have so thoroughly crafted is one of my most prestigious creations. One of the greatest. The purpose of it is to drive people to the brink of insanity, and to question their life choices. It is glorious, wouldn't you say?

So hey Aneurys.m....asdfafdjkl;HOly COW this page is a cluster-bomb of eye-destroying hues! What is up with all this?