Aneurysm

I can dig it.

OH gods, my eyes. WHY? WHY?

Seriously, this literally hurts to even look at. Not kidding. Congratulations.

holy shit this profile is too bright, Anyway happy new year, remain as my fave hot mess

eye sockets be bleading, man.

I hate this page so much, you evil man.

Tackar

Fuck your profile.

Dear ?&s=ERROR von Fizzleprobe III,

We write to inform you that your papers have been thoroughly reviewed and you have been approved for full participation within the Representative Republic of Gnomeregan's democratic process. You are hereby permitted to file one (1) vote on each of any subsequent Little Election ballots. You are hereby permitted to file one (1) vote on each of any subsequent Greater Vote ballots. You are hereby permitted to campaign for any official position of rank not exceeding Public Classification Code 22-a3. You are hereby recognized as a complete citizen of the Representative Republic of Gnomeregan. Congratulations!

Signed,
Anansi Anecdriver, Clerk
Bureau of Civil Regulation