SmokeBlader

Cotter Pyke's ironborn galley at Hardhome is literally called the Storm Crow. You see fish, I see kraken!

"My apologies," the captain said when his inspection was complete. "It grieves me that honest men must suffer such discourtesy, but sooner that than ironmen in Oldtown. Only a fortnight ago some of those bloody bastards captured a Tyroshi merchantman in the straits. They killed her crew, donned their clothes, and used the dyes they found to color their whiskers half a hundred colors. Once inside the walls they meant to set the port ablaze and open a gate from within whilst we fought the fire. Might have worked, but they ran afoul of the Lady of the Tower, and her oarsmaster has a Tyroshi wife. When he saw all the green and purple beards he hailed them in the tongue of Tyrosh, and not one of them had the words to hail him back."

Happy deathday, bloodsucker.

"We bring silent death!" - Black Rangers from Angmar

Your avatar reminds me of that great strategy game!

Touche motherfucker. Touche.

I'm cool with that.

0.o

By the Light...

lol

TweetDeck allows me to see what people ask him.