And We're Back!
 

The site is back and on a new host, hopefully one that will not randomly fall over and then take a week to respond to support tickets :)

In some cases it may take another day or two for your DNS to update (which means you aren't seeing this message, but I tried to update the message on the old host as best I could).

Sorry again for the downtime but hopefully this will be an improvement over the instability we were experiencing before.

Also, please let me know if you guys encounter any bugs or errors. There may be some things that didn't transfer over correctly that I've missed.

Yay! That wasn't too bad! Its not like I clicked my bookmark button half a hundred times out of habit...

(btw the site is loading a bit slowly but I assume that's just because it probably only literally came up a few minutes ago)

If you're talking about the forums, it may be because I'm running a thing. Or the new host may be slower, I dunno :P

Thought I would've missed the announcement for like a day.

Our long national nightmare is over!!!

How many days has it been?

I dunno, maybe... 4 or 5?

Meh. Not bad. You did good work for an Orc warlock.

Forum's been running real slow (for me) ever since it came back up.

We missed you in the IRC, mon.

Fuck you.

We missed you in the IRC, mon.

Fuck you too.

We did actually miss you in the IRC, mon.

Seriously though, at least once a day I saw someone question the absence of Noitora, or state their desire to see Noitora in there.

He oughta be goddamned flattered and drop the hostility.

Accept our love, motherfucker. Accept it!

Fuck all of you.

That's a lie.

No.

Upon the divinity of the great four, Elune, Alma-Lodaka, Rael and Ilias, I swear that it is truth.

You wouldn't know if it's a lie or not, now would you? Because you weren't there.

Unless you were Armory. Did we ever figure out who Armory was?

Silent most of the time, but extremely verbose when finally engaged. Integrated the metaphysics of the chronicle into theories about how the universe worked, stating these theories with a certainty that makes you instantly believe them to be wholly logical.

Ergo, probably ARM.

Highlord Arm, wasn't it?

I checked that IRC the first day we were offline. Not my fault you cucks didn't respond soon enough.

PJ was right... you've changed! You have forgotten to check your privilege! You're not Noitora anymore!

What the hell are you talking about?

You used to be cool, man. To the point where I, and probably everyone else, looked up to you. What ever happened to you? When did you turn into this?