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Old 06-26-2012, 02:21 PM
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The people have spoken, the cries of their support for the Slow Poke King shattering the heavens, which henceforth shall weep with rain.
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Old 06-26-2012, 02:37 PM
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Old 06-26-2012, 02:41 PM
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Old 06-26-2012, 02:45 PM
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I guess you could say that he was slow.
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Old 06-26-2012, 02:47 PM
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Have you read that top comment?

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Old 06-26-2012, 03:16 PM
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Makes me think of this:

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Old 06-26-2012, 03:19 PM
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Old 06-26-2012, 03:23 PM
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I returned to the hotel and into a coffee.A beautiful woman sit by the window place, strong DeGuang shot into the hall from the outside, the outline of the outline of her whole body into moving silhouette. I made no effort to hide himself, I'm all the good things of the world are very appreciate, the beautiful woman is no exception.
The beautiful woman who is it? I could not help but see a few eye. When she turn to my body, I recognized her is to me back to the hotel and good son.Luckily the son see me, rose to wait me in the past. And I sit in a soft chair, she just sat down. I looked at the good son, her beautiful face no smile, a pair of brilliant bright eyes seem to cry, some irritation.
This is not like some face smiling at good son.More on the table a cup of coffee, I asked good son who he is.Luckily the son ai looked at me with: "waiting for you!"I wonder: "I go out, you know that I this time to come down?"Luckily son: "my instinct is always very accurate!""That this coffee?"
Luckily son: "for you. Here are the Japanese cuisine, sushi and sashimi, get rice or something, I booked a seat in the dining room, want to treat your."In that case, I also you're welcome, end up coffee in one gulp. I put wipe your mouth and say: "that so, you make a reservation, my treat!" Belly got things a little better, I asked good son: "you not happy, who make you?"
Luckily the son saw my one eye: "you, JiaoJianJun!""I what?""You hide for four days, and I am a people throw in the hotel no matter!"God, I have in their room off four days! I'm sorry to say: "you this knocking at the door ah!"Luckily son: "door hung on the 'do not disturb'.""The room have a telephone ah!"Luckily the son said ai hatred, "I never play through the!"
I just remembered, I started writing will phone took off on one side. I embarrassedly say: "sorry!"Luckily the son looked at me: "this is I say I'm sorry, JiaoJianJun......" Her hands on knees, slightly bow to me: "I'm sorry, I'm wrong about you!"
I feel puzzling: "what do you mean?""Just yesterday, I call the newspaper and questioned the editor in chief why you want to throw down my a person in a hotel, the editor in chief also don't explain, with air express send me an E-mail," luckily the son opens her small package, take out a few newspaper before me: "I just got back to the hotel, just finish see......"
Once I see is I write the serial the blood the 1942 ". The editor in chief break routine, by two version of each turn eight version, every time 56000 word, serial several period.
Luckily the son's eyes flicker: "JiaoJianJun, you write too good, I have been watching with tears, not only is fascinating, also a sense of were... especially for the turtle pure description of the Cardiff, although few words, but you didn't put him profiling, but as a people to write, very rare!"
Did we already get this in here?
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Old 06-26-2012, 03:48 PM
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Old 06-26-2012, 04:46 PM
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Wow. Him over me? Really!?
Why you keep trying to steal my men, you bitch!
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Old 06-26-2012, 05:09 PM
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Why you keep trying to steal my men, you bitch!
You can't steal what was never yours.

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Old 06-27-2012, 10:01 PM
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Jeez what's with Moira's rape face?
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I hope that she just got older rather than she really looks like that
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Her head is made of pudding and she is sneering! Dwarven beauty at its finest.
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Nah, Muradin just let one go, hence Moira's weird face
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Nice to know we're finally getting somewhere with this! Sooner the better. Picture's pretty good, but IMHO is a tad too demonizing on Moira's part.

...I'm also waiting oh so patiently for you-know-who to come on and post about how ugly Moira is. It is bound to happen sooner or later.
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About time. But wow, that face. Hopefully that’s not a sign of how the story’s going to treat her. She’s pretty much the only dwarf I actually find interesting…I still think it’s sexist that we had to give those charm bracelets to Muradin. [Insert futile rant about wanting more morally ambiguous characters and conflicts.]

Come to think of, that picture reminds me of Lysa Arryn from A Song of Ice and Fire. As long as Moira doesn’t start letting her kid throw people off the mountain for fun…

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Old 06-28-2012, 02:35 PM
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Luv y'all, specially you Timmy. ^_^
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Old 06-28-2012, 10:23 PM
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Moira's ambitious and ruthless, and everything YOU seem to like in a political leader. Too bad she's a fat chick I guess.
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Old 06-29-2012, 12:30 AM
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So three Volkrins = Jungleluke?
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Old 07-01-2012, 05:42 PM
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hmm, Timolas standing at the entrance of public toilets, measuring, barring entry...
This one had me laughing.

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Old 07-01-2012, 08:05 PM
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I often say lots of great things that people here want to quote, but then I threaten them with a hammer. That's the explanation why nobody ever quotes me.
Tehe.
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Old 07-01-2012, 11:13 PM
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Well, just read this entire thread and I shed tears of nostalgia and joy. Also pain from the repeated bladder damage from laughing too hard.
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Old 07-03-2012, 01:18 AM
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Well this was the perfect thread to come back to SoL to.

I missed you chemically imbalanced people.
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Old 07-03-2012, 01:28 AM
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Well this was the perfect thread to come back to SoL to.

I missed you chemically imbalanced people.
If I were chemically imbalanced would I be eating this man's face? I think not!
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Old 07-03-2012, 01:37 AM
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Well this was the perfect thread to come back to SoL to.

I missed you chemically imbalanced people.
I was wondering where you were!
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Old 07-03-2012, 01:47 AM
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If I were chemically imbalanced would I be eating this man's face? I think not!
Sound logic. Just stay away from that synthetic marijuana. Next thing you know, you'll be eating dogs. And that's just not cool.

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I was wondering where you were!
Working for the whole summer sucks but a guy has gotta go to school somehow. And since I usually work evening shift, I get home and just play SWTOR and/or go to sleep. But I was starting to miss this place. So yea, I'm back. (Plus, I need to get caught up on MoP beta happenings).
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Old 07-03-2012, 05:52 AM
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I started in third grade. We used to play a Lord of the Rings RPG and one of the stats you could roll a dice for was beauty. I rolled a 100 and was forced to play a female character, by my classmates, since "only girls can be that beautiful". (They also forced me to play a mage. "Girls can't be warriors or rangers.!")
For some reason, even make believe females had power over their primitive minds, and I learned how to exploit this.
Oh lawd.
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Old 07-03-2012, 05:55 AM
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Oh lawd.
My character got raped before I figured it out, though....
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Old 07-03-2012, 06:12 PM
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