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View Poll Results: Which crop do you save?
I save corn! 3 17.65%
I save potatoes! 14 82.35%
I don't save either. 0 0%
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Old 06-17-2016, 11:02 AM
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The Conflict between Idaho and Iowa has escalated to a disastrous level. Both states have constructed their own satellites, created to annihilate the other state's commerce. These satellites are bristling with genepurge weaponry, enough to annihilate an entire family of crops on a global scale. And that is exactly what these diabolical states are intent on doing.

Idaho is targeting corn. Iowa is targeting potatoes. They are targeting the world.

As the commander of the Nebraska missile defense system, you are in a position to stop these satellites. Unfortunately, due to budget cuts related to the Orleans mansquito crisis, you have only one missile to do so.

You can save one crop. Which do you choose?
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Old 06-17-2016, 11:52 AM
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Sweet Potatoes FTW
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Old 06-17-2016, 12:34 PM
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This is tough. I've been craving corn with sweet butter for quite a while, but I couldn't live without potatoes.

Why do you do this to me, Jiffers?!

EDIT: You know what, I'll just get my corn from Indiana. PJ, help me out!
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Old 06-17-2016, 12:42 PM
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How about we nuke both states so they can't nuke the crops of each other?
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Old 06-17-2016, 12:49 PM
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This is tough. I've been craving corn with sweet butter for quite a while, but I couldn't live without potatoes.

Why do you do this to me, Jiffers?!

EDIT: You know what, I'll just get my corn from Indiana. PJ, help me out!
I will always help you out!
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Old 06-17-2016, 01:48 PM
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I will always help you out!
Make sure it comes with chive butter! Or sweet butter.

Mmmm...
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Old 06-17-2016, 02:17 PM
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The mistake is not putting corn on your potatoes.
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Old 06-17-2016, 02:20 PM
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I hate potatoes in most forms, but those I like are more vital than any kind of corn produce.
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Old 06-17-2016, 02:27 PM
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I hate potatoes in most forms, but those I like are more vital than any kind of corn produce.
From what I understand, the older generation of Germans ate so much corn that they don't want to even look at it again.
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Old 06-17-2016, 02:31 PM
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From what I understand, the older generation of Germans ate so much corn that they don't want to even look at it again.
You calling me old?

Maybe? I don't know about any German corn-habits. I just know that we Germans eat lots of potatoes.

My Peruvian side is the one that eats corn.
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Old 06-17-2016, 03:56 PM
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Milk for the Cornflakes!!!
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Old 06-17-2016, 09:06 PM
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Fuck corn! You can't make "spudnuts" without potatoes! And sourcream and onion potato chips.

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