My mistake. This thread was terrible and I was terrible for making it. Not even trying to be funny.

This is Ashendant's fault isn't it?

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The Ashendant Sanctuary.

Kudos, Sarahmoo. I was thinking about making one.

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Okay. It is cool.

First person to guess my primary fetish gets a nickel.

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Sadomasochism with some transhumanist aspect?

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Okay. It is cool.

Thrall's Balls.

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- Ori Whitedeer

My fanfiction: Straydog Saga / Coldnose: COTFT / Imajin That! / Mortally Wounded

Omacron likes teh Femdom?

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�Popularity, I have always thought, may aptly be compared to a coquette - the more you woo her, the more apt is she to elude your embrace.� - John Tyler

Muscular women.

Scat? Guro? Loli? Vore? Bestiality? Yuri? Yaoi? Shota? Masochism? Sadism? Watersport? Feet? Futanari? Meganekko? Crossdressers? Breathplay?

EDIT: Wait, nearly forgot the most important one: Shitting Dick Nipples?

I'm going with submissiveness.

Anger?

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^Ignored again.

Okay. It is cool.

Fat chicks.

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Do to the way you talk about amazons i would guess women with power or strong women, not aware if in a submissive or dominant

My other guess would be technology, either robot sex, computer sex, or er Something involving USB ports possibly

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His stance on Fat Chicks is very well-documented.

He's not a submissive, in any way, he's just a horny motherfucker with a penchant for kinky shit at times.

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Rationalizing the irrational since 2005.

Im going with either a fetish for feet(as that is the most common one according to Italian studies) or dendrofilia(sex with trees).

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Greta Van Susteren.

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Omacrons a crusher. Or a crushee rather.

He likes to have big women sit on him for extended periods of time to prolong excitement through lack of oxygen.

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"Make work your favorite. That's your new favorite."

Travel the country playing music. Like shooting fish in a barrel. No need for fetishes or roleplay, just straight old-fashioned strange. Shit, these Midwesterners are super dark. All this recent labor stuff has got their minds pretty angry and bleak, and when you set it against the backdrop of a shithole like Detroit, you mix up some pretty potent angst. All these girls care about is fucking (to) oblivion. Which is awesome for me since I'm only in each of these places for one day.

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Now imagine a music, dear readers, heavy with cellos at a rapid staccato. Cellos held between thighs in a dark room. The little room of Harry's chest as he walks with his teammates to the opening gate of his first Test of Cribbage. They are a rag-tag group of champions, this bunch, and with Harry, the near-perfect new god, they know they will dominate the day. Harry is a world laced with rivers of wizardly blood. He is ready.

Oh god you have no idea how hard she makes me.

A bitchy scientologist lesbian with a face that looks like she's recovering from a stroke after being hit in the face with a branch from the ugly tree... I'll be in my bunk.

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So that's the big fetish everyone was trying to guess?

Awesome. Save the nickel. I do this sort of thing pro bono.

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I like redheads. Emotional damage is a plus. I'm not into someone that's got a strong family life, and I can't stand it when she's in well with her parents. I hate that. Punk rock or metal playing while making with the loving is a huge turn-on for me. I like it rough. I may seem like a calm and even tempered dude, but inside I'm pretty fucking violent.

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Khadgar: Prepare to heroically CTRL-E through the portal with me!

In all seriousness, no one's guessed it yet, though some have come close.

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Bizarre kinks and fetishes are usually the realm of those who cannot sustain a healthy and normal intimate relationship with the opposite sex.

If you need to tie up your lover with saran wrap or have a hamster shoved up your rectum to get off, there's something wrong with you.

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