A whole mess of attackers had cornered us in Sigil, and my party was making an escape. I had one of the guys in my party, a genasi (which is sort of like a half-elemental, half-human—air elemental, in this case) pick up my tiefling mage and fly us to safety.

Thing is, one of our attackers had wings, and he just wouldn't let up. Now, we were skimming low over the smokestacks and foundries of the Lower Ward. An idea came to me.

I told my genasi friend to fly over the nearest active smokestack (and told him that yes, I did know what I was doing). As we flew through the choking smog, I cast an "affect normal fires" spell on the furnace below, creating a huge column of flame that I pulled upward. We cleared the smoke just as the pillar of flame fried our pursuer.

My whole gimmick for this game was using odd low-level spells in devastating ways. Another time, I ended up casting "irritation" (an old 2nd edition spell that creates a terrible, impossible-to-ignore itch) on some poor sod wearing full plate. Took him out of the fight real quick.

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I've never gave two figs or the Emerald Dream

In addition to me trying to figure out what you said, was that a black joke you just did?

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As someone who's not a total dwarf about elves, please no more elves.

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Where is ratatosk? (archdruid)

Hurricane Irma is a Cat 5 now and might hit Florida. Be safe Noitora!

Also Rag!

Also, everyone in the area, really. This one's breaking all the records you don't want it to break. I was talking with friends who've got family in the area, and there's a real uneasy feeling going on.

And Frost!

I mean, how bad is asbestos, really?

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I had to work in buildings with asbestos.

Bad

http://ehs.oregonstate.edu/asb-when

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Under my previous employer my locker room was a maintainance corridor with ventilation appliances and asbestos warning signs all over the place. It was dope.

You're not my supervisor.

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Hurricanes, wildfires, etc... but the minute winter rolls around folks are going to be like "Global warming is a hoax!"

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Nobody wishes for that

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They just look at me and think "I want her to be my boss."

I don't think that's how they look at you, and I don't think it's that kind of boss.

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This statement is confusing.

Hayir.

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Anyone want to make https://www.reddit.com/r/Lord_Garithos/ a thing?

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