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Old 10-01-2016, 07:43 AM
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You are Zug. Zug is an orc who wants to do things. Zug is in the white void of creation. What should Zug do first?

(been ages since someone did a text adventure, so lets do this thing)
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Old 10-01-2016, 07:44 AM
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What should Zug do first?
Be #savage.
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Old 10-01-2016, 07:47 AM
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Get an axe. Then axe some people.
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Old 10-01-2016, 07:51 AM
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Zug zug till there's no more werk. #ThePeonLife
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Old 10-01-2016, 07:56 AM
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Be #savage.

Zug is now savage. His shoulder spikes hurt.
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Old 10-01-2016, 08:01 AM
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Old 10-01-2016, 08:30 AM
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Zug is now savage. His shoulder spikes hurt.
Amazing.

Now make Zug punt that knife-ear head he's holding into the volcano as a sacrifice to the elements.
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Old 10-01-2016, 08:36 AM
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Wake up the lazy peons.

Zug's shouting isnt doing much. they're too sleepy
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Old 10-01-2016, 08:41 AM
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Old 10-01-2016, 08:51 AM
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Old 10-01-2016, 09:03 AM
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Punch peons.
SAVAGE Zug only knows how to punch people. he punched the peon too hard!
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Old 10-01-2016, 09:06 AM
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Wear peon's face as a mask.
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Old 10-01-2016, 09:12 AM
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Wear peon's face as a mask.

Zug has gone down a dark road. Should he stop being SAVAGE?
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Old 10-01-2016, 09:13 AM
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This is only the beginning. Get more savage.
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Old 10-01-2016, 09:16 AM
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Old 10-01-2016, 09:23 AM
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Zug is lacking a weapon, go to the nearest merchant and ask how he can earn one.
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Old 10-01-2016, 11:52 AM
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Old 10-01-2016, 02:07 PM
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Old 10-01-2016, 02:47 PM
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Old 10-01-2016, 06:03 PM
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Old 10-02-2016, 05:52 AM
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This is only the beginning. Get more savage.

Now you`ve done it. Zug has not only grown in size, but also in number of spikes.
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Old 10-02-2016, 07:55 AM
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Old 10-02-2016, 09:30 AM
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Run for public office

Zug has run for mayor of the garrison. It's a bit empty here though.
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Old 10-02-2016, 09:31 AM
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Gain the favour of the population by making tons of empty political promises that you're never going to fulfill.
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Old 10-02-2016, 09:33 AM
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Acquire a posse, crew, clique, band, etc, and prepare for future gangbanging.
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