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View Poll Results: Which of these forum members is the most edible?
Pajamasalad 5 21.74%
Miffy 0 0%
Ragnahar 0 0%
HammerBrew 2 8.70%
Insipid_lobster 12 52.17%
Sacredless 0 0%
Shaman 1 4.35%
Mertico 1 4.35%
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Old 09-23-2015, 11:41 AM
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My doctors DO tell me to eat more salad. (They also tell a 150 kilo person to eat more. I suspect at least some of them are full of shit.)
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Old 09-23-2015, 12:19 PM
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I heard if you put a live lobster in a pot of cold water and slowly heat it to boiling, the lobster will never know until it's already cooked. Sometimes I feel as if SoL is all of our metaphorical pots of water and we'll all be dead/ruined for life before we realize what's happening to us here.

I also wish the Body of Christ was actually chicken wings and not those damned wafers. Seriously, he has supreme cosmic power and he can't transubstantiate himself into some good fois or black truffle or sturgeon caviar? Proof that Christianity is a total bust and just a ruse to make poor people act nicer.
Putting a lobster head first into boiling water pretty much instantly kills it before it can register pain. You might hear "screaming" but that's actually steam escaping through their shells.
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Old 09-23-2015, 02:02 PM
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So do people choose to eat me because they want a healthy salad or because they want to cannibalize me?
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Old 09-23-2015, 02:08 PM
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Yes.
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Old 09-23-2015, 02:09 PM
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Depends on your definition of "Healthy Salad". I don't eat salad without a dressing.
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Old 09-23-2015, 02:11 PM
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Depends on your definition of "Healthy Salad". I don't eat salad without a dressing.
Well yes, you wouldn't want to be a perv and eat a naked salad. That'd just be weird, and you'd end up in a review.
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Old 09-23-2015, 02:12 PM
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Review me, then.
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Old 09-23-2015, 02:48 PM
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Review me, then.
I don't have to add any censorship bars, so no. I refuse.
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Old 09-23-2015, 11:57 PM
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So do people choose to eat me because they want a healthy salad or because they want to cannibalize me?
How about an alternative? We don't eat anyone (including Lobster) but we milk your boobs until further notice. It's win-win.
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Old 09-24-2015, 12:14 AM
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How about an alternative? We don't eat anyone (including Lobster) but we milk your boobs until further notice. It's win-win.
The only reason people let you say stuff like this to me is because you are brown and we have lower expectations.
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Old 09-24-2015, 12:20 AM
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The only reason people let you say stuff like this to me is because you are brown and we owe you reparations.
Fixed.
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Old 09-24-2015, 02:36 PM
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Fixed.
All this does it make me want to take my rightful place as apex predator.
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Old 09-24-2015, 02:46 PM
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All this does it make me want to take my rightful place as apex predator.
ApexSalad?
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Old 09-24-2015, 08:05 PM
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How about an alternative? We don't eat anyone (including Lobster) but we milk your boobs until further notice. It's win-win.
I am now horrified with whatever your plans for me are.
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Old 09-24-2015, 08:08 PM
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ApexSalad?
We're all hardly threatened.
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Old 09-25-2015, 07:06 AM
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I am now horrified with whatever your plans for me are.
Don't worry. We'll just throw you into boiling water.
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Old 09-25-2015, 07:21 AM
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All this does it make me want to take my rightful place as apex predator.
Oh, you'll be munching on other posters I'm sure

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I am now horrified with whatever your plans for me are.
If we go by my plan, no need to eat you. But I'm afraid there's only room for one arthropod, and Anansi's already got that covered.

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Old 09-25-2015, 08:10 AM
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Protect me PJ! They're threatening me over their diversity quota.
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Old 09-25-2015, 10:26 AM
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Protect me PJ! They're threatening me over their diversity quota.
Why do people want to hurt you!
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Old 09-25-2015, 10:40 AM
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Why do people want to hurt you!
Do you want a list?
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Old 09-25-2015, 10:47 AM
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Do you want a list?
Do you want to fight?
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Old 09-25-2015, 10:48 AM
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Give Insipid Aquanasi a chance!
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Old 09-25-2015, 11:05 AM
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Do you want to fight?
I will take over your body.
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Old 09-25-2015, 11:29 AM
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I will take over your body.
Aren't you fat and out of shape?
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Old 09-25-2015, 11:31 AM
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Aren't you fat and out of shape?
Only one of those things is true, and you probably think this way because you're a racist devil.
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