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Old 05-30-2012, 02:14 PM
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Try as you might, you'll have a hard time growing a dick.
How hard can it be? Men do it while still being a fetus.
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Old 05-30-2012, 02:18 PM
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How hard can it be? Men do it while still being a fetus.
Men are awesome. It's only logical that men would be able to perform such a feat, while women would not.
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Old 05-30-2012, 02:22 PM
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All human embryos are female up until a certain point. The tip of the is not much difference from the klitoris, for an example. It's the same organ.

Bearing that in mind will allow you to become much better at giving oral sex towards both men and women, no matter your gender.

You're welcome.
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Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

No one ever said elves are nice.
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Old 05-30-2012, 02:24 PM
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All human embryos are female up until a certain point. The tip of the is not much difference from the klitoris, for an example. It's the same organ.
And the seams on the underside of it are.... the leftovers of the hole!
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Old 05-30-2012, 02:25 PM
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So we can conclude that women are merely rejects of nature that never grew to their full human potential. That's old news.
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Old 05-30-2012, 02:26 PM
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And the seams on the underside of it are.... the leftovers of the hole!
Actually, the female equivalent of your is the labia. Were you to undergo a surgery, for an example, they would sow your to your body and then "turn it inside out".
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Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.
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Old 05-30-2012, 02:26 PM
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Here's a pic of me. Anyone wanna be my friend now ?
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Old 05-30-2012, 02:29 PM
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Actually, the female equivalent of your is the labia. Were you to undergo a surgery, for an example, they would sow your to your body and then "turn it inside out".
Yeah, I know. Just wanted to make it sound more disgusting.
You accomplished that better than I did though...
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Old 05-30-2012, 02:33 PM
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The fear of s is strong in this thread.

There's nothing to be afraid of. Only teeth.
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Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.
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Old 05-30-2012, 02:34 PM
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The fear of s is strong in this thread.

There's nothing to be afraid of. Only teeth.
Full of terrors doesn't sound reassuring.


BTW Before someone gets all defensive on me:
With disgusting I meant the "turn it inside out" part. Can't stand seeing blood.
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Old 05-30-2012, 04:40 PM
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Men are awesome. It's only logical that men would be able to perform such a feat, while women would not.
I find the male ability to piss anywhere they'd like to be much more impressive.
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Old 05-30-2012, 04:43 PM
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I find the male ability to piss anywhere they'd like to be much more impressive.
A pinch of dis... A dash of dat...and you get lactating men

What other abilities do we need to add to the list?
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Old 05-30-2012, 04:50 PM
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A pinch of dis... A dash of dat...and you get lactating men

What other abilities do we need to add to the list?
Does being both able to give dick and take it count?
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Old 05-30-2012, 04:51 PM
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Does being both able to give dick and take it count?
I'm not sure. Someone should make a poll so we can vote.

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Old 05-30-2012, 05:07 PM
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I'm not sure. Someone should make a poll so we can vote.
Only if there's a batman option.
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Old 05-30-2012, 05:09 PM
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Only if there's a batman option.
Sure, why not? Every poll needs a batman option. Now go and fulfill your destiny, create the poll of polls!
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