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Old 02-08-2014, 07:25 PM
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Today is the day your mentor decides if you're worthy to go out on your own. Your name is Graz'bek, and you're a witch doctor in training in the Echo Isles.

You're currently standing in your hut, wearing nothing but your fur skivvies. In three hours, give or take, you're expected to report to the Voodoo Lounge for the test.

You are currently slightly hungry, and could go for a snack. What do you do?
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Old 02-08-2014, 07:30 PM
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Old 02-08-2014, 07:36 PM
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There's a Night Elf and a Dryad in a cave somewhere, acting awkward. Let's find them and kill them.
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Old 02-08-2014, 07:40 PM
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Lately you've been kinda lonely. You really should get some other troll to hang out with you. Maybe even romance, who knows.

What you do know, though, is how much you hate those damn tree-huggin night elves and their stupid deer people allies. Once you pass your test, the first thing you're doing is trapping some purple skinned souls in a juju doll for a few years.

You pick up your ritual knife, and contemplate it. Man, fuck those elves.
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Old 02-08-2014, 07:45 PM
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Kill yourself some food.
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Old 02-08-2014, 07:45 PM
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Fail to hide your closet druidism behind night elf phobia.(kinda like homophobes do )
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Old 02-08-2014, 07:47 PM
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Give into your secret passion for Night Elves.

Especially those satyrs.

(I'm pretty sure this story takes place about ten thousand years after Aftermath, but hey, satyrs live a long time)
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Old 02-08-2014, 08:02 PM
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You throw on your robes, and walk around to the pig pen you have behind your house. You pick up a juicy looking piglet, and slice it's neck right open. You daub a little blood on your face for luck, say a quick prayer, then head back to the hut to cook it.

As you're cooking, you think some more about Night Elves. They are VILE. And STUPID. And SEXY wait what. You try to refocus and keep cooking. If you're gonna be a proper witch doctor, you can't hold such thoughts. Everyone knows Night Elves are pompous jackasses, what with their powerful, imposing yet tender, animalistic and fierce druids…Godammit. Well, at least you're not thinking about Satyrs. That would be REALLY weird.

Shit. You burned the pig. You salvage what you can, and throw some spices on. Not your best creation, but it will do. You take a few bites. Not bad.
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Old 02-08-2014, 08:03 PM
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Take inventory.
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Old 02-08-2014, 08:03 PM
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Think about Troll Sarah Jessica Parker (haha kinda of a homestuck reference )
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Old 02-08-2014, 08:05 PM
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Call upon the darkest of Loa to make Ashendant funny.
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Old 02-08-2014, 08:07 PM
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Call upon the lighest of Loa to make Revenant less of a stick in the mud.
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Old 02-08-2014, 08:08 PM
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Call upon the greatest of Loa, Yon'Shroom, to attend Anansi's story.
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Old 02-08-2014, 08:09 PM
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As you munch, you think about life, and what you've managed to accrue. You have
(1) Small hut,
(1) pig pen with
(3) remaining pigs and
(5) piglets.
(1) tiny garden, filled mostly with various herbs.
(1) ritual knife
(4) fetishes, one for each element and cardinal direction.
(1) set of robes
(1)cooking cauldron
(1) small voodoo mask
(1) set of face paint
(6) shrunken heads, each one taken from a sacrifice
(0) pairs of shoes.

As you're eating, a be-mohawked head pokes in through the doorway. "Hey, did you ever hook up with Jesh'ka?" Shit, it's Azen'dant. Dude needs to take a few lessons from Morgal, Loa of the whales and humor. Jesh'ka had been crushing hard on you for a few years, till she caught you and Maka doing the funky thing in the jungle. Still, at least he's better the Rev'nant, his brother. You call upon your patron Loa, Beibosh, for patience.
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Old 02-08-2014, 08:11 PM
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Name heads.

Name the cleverest one Anansi.
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Old 02-08-2014, 08:12 PM
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Old 02-08-2014, 08:13 PM
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Ponder desire for shoes

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Old 02-08-2014, 08:29 PM
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(Check the edit for more stuff. You guys are fast!)

"Ah, go stick ya'self with a pike," You reply. You really don't wanna deal with him today. You pull out your shrunken heads, and go over their names.
Bork, the ogre. Dense as a brick.
Kant, the human mage. Foolhardy.
Gezzl, a goblin. Damn near killed himself, the way he was throwing fel bolts around.
Frederick, another human. This one was by accident.
Anansi, a trifling gnome.
Urrah, an Orc who wandered into the wrong ceremony.
They all had their stories, and if you had the time, you'd recount them. But you don't, so you won't. IF you really need to though, you can summon their spirit for assistance. They probably won't like it though.

You walk over to go over your fetishes, and make sure they're prepared. Each is a small painted wooden figurine, with various bones and feathers tied on. They allow you to focus your energy and take on aspects of what they represent.
You have a
Fetish of the East, which also represents water.
Fetish of the West, which represents fire
Fetish of the North, which represents air,
and Fetish of the South, which represents earth.

SHIT! You emit a very un-trollish squeal upon stepping on a rock. While you could probably acquire shoes, it wouldn't be very proper.
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Old 02-08-2014, 08:36 PM
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Take the ganja train to the Voodoo Lounge.
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Old 02-08-2014, 08:37 PM
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Invite Jesh'ka to a threesome with Maka at earliest convenience.
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Old 02-08-2014, 09:00 PM
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Old 02-09-2014, 11:15 AM
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As you set down your fetishes, your head turns to the other kind of fetish. Not that you'd know anything about that. Nope, you're pretty vanilla. Besides, liking Night Elves is hardly weird, right? They're only the race responsible for the destruction of the grand trollish empires of old, right? No big deal, right? You sigh, and come to terms with the fact that maybe it is a big deal.

Maybe you should go pay Makah a visit. After your test of course. In preparation, you prepare a small bundle of medicinal herbs, and throw them in the fire. The smoke washes over you, and fills your head with a pleasant buzz. Ahhh yeaahhhh. That's the stuff. You walk outside, and begin to make your way to the Lounge, knife in hand and pack filled with supplies.
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Old 02-09-2014, 01:04 PM
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Old 02-09-2014, 01:14 PM
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Wonder why everyone and their mother is called Graz(z)'bek and whether the narrator is an adult or not.
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