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Old 05-15-2015, 11:44 AM
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I swear like 50% of my apartment building is inhabited by doctors and other medical professionals. It's really convenient because I once broke a margarita glass in my hand (long story) and my next door neighbor was able to apply enough gauze until I could get to a hospital to get it stitched up, but I swear I can't get into an elevator without getting unsolicited medical advice.
Wooh! Free elevator prostate exams!
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Old 05-15-2015, 11:47 AM
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Wooh! Free elevator prostate exams!
You can also get free prostate exams at certain petrol stations and public toilets!!!
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Old 05-15-2015, 06:50 PM
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my mom has been having a chain applied to the refrigerator because she thinks our family eat at night.I have considered breaking it. or hiding it. because it is up to each and everyone in the family to stop it. And the right method isn't through restriction but learning to not to eat. in the long run.
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Old 05-15-2015, 06:56 PM
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my mom has been having a chain applied to the refrigerator because she thinks our family eat at night.I have considered breaking it. or hiding it. because it is up to each and everyone in the family to stop it. And the right method isn't through restriction but learning to not to eat. in the long run.
This sounds like a great excuse to learn lockpicking. In college my dorm door would automatically lock if it ever closed and I was caught without my keys a couple of times. Invested in like a $50 lockpicking kit which... admittedly is more cumbersome to take around than your keys. But I now know how to pick a lock in an hour or so like I dumped CHA for DEX.
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Old 05-15-2015, 07:43 PM
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Just found out his unemployment is nearly $1000 more than what I make A month.

Fuck my life.
So are you feeling like Krillin or Yamcha?
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Old 05-15-2015, 07:48 PM
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This sounds like a great excuse to learn lockpicking. In college my dorm door would automatically lock if it ever closed and I was caught without my keys a couple of times. Invested in like a $50 lockpicking kit which... admittedly is more cumbersome to take around than your keys. But I now know how to pick a lock in an hour or so like I dumped CHA for DEX.
I just went into my parents room dog was growling abit I petted him then i took the keys and stealthed out.
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Old 05-16-2015, 03:18 AM
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Well the good news is the Doc couldn't find any lumps or swelling, so he isn't too concerned about there being any cancer, though he was a bit stumped. He used some kind of long-winded Medical term but the short of it, I think, was a possible internal infection or something. Got Antibiotics+Cream and told to come back if they have no effect, which is fair enough I suppose, they're not going to send me to a Specialist right away when it might not be needed (and hopefully it isn't)

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Old 05-16-2015, 03:21 AM
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Hope the cream and antibio works man!
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Old 05-16-2015, 03:32 AM
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On a scale of one to ten, how Raditz are you?
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Old 05-16-2015, 04:56 AM
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Well the good news is the Doc couldn't find any lumps or swelling, so he isn't too concerned about there being any cancer, though he was a bit stumped. He used some kind of long-winded Medical term but the short of it, I think, was a possible internal infection or something. Got Antibiotics+Cream and told to come back if they have no effect, which is fair enough I suppose, they're not going to send me to a Specialist right away when it might not be needed (and hopefully it isn't)

Thanks for the kind wishes.
Next time don't sit around on blue balls so long.
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Old 05-16-2015, 05:33 AM
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Next time don't sit around on blue balls so long.
Ha, funny you mention that. I mentioned this to a buddy and it was the first thing he suggested; had I beaten off recently? He figured it was Blue balls. I chuckled but explained 1/I had beaten off earlier in the week and everything was working as normal 2/I've only suffered Blue balls once in my life, and it's a pain I can't even describe.

You can't mistake Blue balls for something else; it's a "special" kind of pain. I honestly didn't ever expect it could that bad.
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Old 05-16-2015, 05:35 AM
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This thread is now a pubescent gym locker.
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Old 05-16-2015, 05:38 AM
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I though BB's were a joke.
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Old 05-16-2015, 05:39 AM
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I though BB's were a myth.
Nope.
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Old 05-16-2015, 05:59 AM
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I shared a tent with a girl at a festival for four days straight once. We'd met a month before and got on pretty well, and because I didn't have a tent she suggested that we shared hers. Great idea, I thought, and agreed to it. And then when we were at the festival she was supposedly never in the mood, so I was left with a bad case of the balls of blues the entire stay. Especially during the nights.
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Old 05-16-2015, 06:02 AM
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Women don't appreciate our pain. Forget giving birth man, that's child's play.
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Old 05-16-2015, 06:12 AM
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I'd never sleep with a chick I met at a music festival. That's where they invent new diseases.
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Old 05-16-2015, 06:20 AM
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I'd never sleep with a chick I met at a music festival. That's where they invent new diseases.
There's only one way to boost your immune system, and it ain't by sheltering yourself from the world of diseases.
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Old 05-16-2015, 06:22 AM
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There's only one way to boost your immune system, and it ain't by sheltering yourself from the world of diseases.
Start implanting miniature, AI-controlled factories into your body to release swarms of disease-fighting nanites?
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Old 05-16-2015, 06:26 AM
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Start implanting miniature, AI-controlled factories into your body to release swarms of disease-fighting nanites?
But where's the fun in that?
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Old 05-16-2015, 06:27 AM
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I did too, until I experienced it myself. Such pain. >_>
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Old 05-16-2015, 06:57 AM
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This thread is now a pubescent gym locker.
It's good to know that the Unofficial Rules of SoL are working.
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Old 05-16-2015, 06:59 AM
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Boxers or briefs?
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Old 05-16-2015, 07:08 AM
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We should revive that thread one of these days.
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Old 05-16-2015, 07:18 AM
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Booked an appointment to have a stranger fondle my balls.







That's actually exactly what it is, but alas it's not the fun kind. The stranger being a Doctor and my balls because possible testicular cancer.

Hang in there, bro.



Sorry bro, couldn't resist.
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